You're going to stick your finger where ... !?

[Oakie]

Trip to the doctor on Friday resulted in my doctor knowing parts of me even better than Mrs Oakie knows them. Let's just say that a latex glove and lots of lube was involved. Oh ... and after the dreaded 'finger', what my doctor referred to as 'a telescope' was also used.

The news was positive but I just want to say guys that if a rectal-digital exam is in your future, don't worry about it. It's not all that bad. (not fun ... not enjoyable ... but no worse than a decent dump). Not even as embarassing as you might think either and not done on 'all fours' but lying sideways so you don't quite feel so vulnerable as you might.

And I'll neve forget the moment when my dear doctor with half a finger up my bum said ... "now just relax." Sure!

[johcar]

Female doctors are best for this job. Smaller hands.

[jasonu]

I had that.
The quack asked me if I had ever been in the army. I told him if that was what they did to each other I wasn't interested.

[AllanB]

It's when you know something is up there and they reach around to get something off the table with both hands that you worry .......

[AllanB]

Oh by the way - there is a simple blood test now that is more accurate that half a hand up your bum to check prostrate cancer.

[Akzle]

there's never been any evidence that digital prostate exams indicate cancers better than any other method.


just a bunch of gay doctors and willing middle aged white folk.

[caspernz]

Oh by the way - there is a simple blood test now that is more accurate that half a hand up your bum to check prostrate cancer.

Not quite correct. The blood test is merely a screening test, the finger probe checks the degree of abnormality.

I don't enjoy the finger, but I'll put up with it. Shame guys are so embarrassed about this examination...

[oldrider]

Neighbour went the other day!

They found two abandoned vehicles and box of stolen light bulbs - you just never know what's up there - pays to be careful where you sit!

[admenk]

So, when does the DVD come out?

[ellipsis]

...I had two very uncomfortable days with swollen nuts, the result of working in a riding belt for a lot of hours...the big boss was worried for me, having lost his big T's to testicular cancer...he ordered up a chopper and I waited...upon examination at the Infirmary and finding a 'perfect example' of a 'swollen epidydimal', the doc asked if I was willing to let some student trainees have a look...I was feeling very relieved that it was this swollen thingy and not worse and I happily said, 'Yeah. Why not?'...then he returned with about seven or eight trainees, half of them young chicks, one of them, Japanese...I couldn't give a fuck by then, but the wee Jappy girl was very hesitant and the doc had to coax her, but one chick kept asking the doc questions and poking around for an extremely long time...all in the name of science and not realising a couple of trainees was really the whole fucking class...

[Swoop]

Oh by the way - there is a simple blood test now...

Yes.
So long as the fuckwit doctor who orders the tests remembers to check the cunting results when they return.

The moron I saw went through the test sheet and was all happy, but didn't mention the prostate blood test. After asking him directly about it twice, he sheepishly got the "other" bit of paper out of the printer and read it...
All OK, but not for him. Straight to the owner of the practice and a major UNSAT report lodged.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Trip to the doctor on Friday resulted in my doctor knowing parts of me even better than Mrs Oakie knows them. Let's just say that a latex glove and lots of lube was involved. Oh ... and after the dreaded 'finger', what my doctor referred to as 'a telescope' was also used.

The news was positive but I just want to say guys that if a rectal-digital exam is in your future, don't worry about it. It's not all that bad. (not fun ... not enjoyable ... but no worse than a decent dump). Not even as embarassing as you might think either and not done on 'all fours' but lying sideways so you don't quite feel so vulnerable as you might.

And I'll neve forget the moment when my dear doctor with half a finger up my bum said ... "now just relax." Sure!

while the finger is up there its important to look round and ask: "How much extra does this cost?"

[Oakie]

Oh by the way - there is a simple blood test now that is more accurate that half a hand up your bum to check prostrate cancer.

Yeah. I have had that blood test done every couple of years for the last 6 years . It is just an indicator though and you need the finger to confirm (or not).

[Woodman]

I can't believe how far up the doctors finger goes.

[Laava]

while the finger is up there its important to look round and ask: "Can I at least have a kiss as well at this point?"

Corrected to reflect reality