The 2017 Election Thread

[Woodman]

She wasn't elected. She bargained her way into the job.

Ooooh maybe that explains the baby. Next time she will just give blowjobs I bet.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Are you saying JayKay would have won if he stayed in the running?

Not that it matters, as he wasn't. But yeah, I think the cunts that are the Nats would've stayed in power if JK was still at the helm. Lots of thick as fuck Kiwis seem to like the cunt. Bit like Yanks liking Trump.

[Murray]

Plus as has been made public, they had been told that pregnancy was unlikely without specialised assistance. Must have come as a shock....

The force with Winston is strong! Anything for a spell as P.M.

[TheDemonLord]

How did Old Lizzy get on? And her Mum before her? Maybe they're just made of far better stuff than yourself, as I've mentioned before.

I'm presuming you mean The Royal family yes?

In which case it's an interesting comparison - but not one I think is fully accurate. To start a Royal isn't elected. They are king or queen regardless. Secondly a royal is groomed for the position - at every stage of their life with a strong emphasis on the responsibility of the position. Finally - the Queen does not run the day-to-day operations of the government. As far as politics goes, she merely has to provide the royal assent to make proposed legislation into Law. Now I know the Queen has a metric tonne of other duties (suchas patron to something like 800 charities I think) but those things can be put on hold.

I'm willing to bet you, 10 cases of Steinie, that everything will go as planned, if the baby is hatched. Shall we call that a bet?

Okay - define the parameters that constitute 'go as planned' that we both agree on - I can't bring myself to buy 10 cases of Steinlager (on principal, not finances). But my tipple of choice is Vodka - how ever much Steinlager you can get for ~$50.

PM me with how you'd want to take delivery or how you'd want to drop it off. If we can agree on the bet, then I will take you up on the offer.

[TheDemonLord]

...an even bigger wanker than before...

Oh Sweetiepie, are you feeling left out?

[Graystone]

Its funny you say that - cause yeah, we do.

Sick Cunts - sickness benefits and ACC for those who can't work due to illness and accidents

Fat Cunts - when was the last time you saw a morbidly obese air steward/stewardess?

Moody Cunts - psychological evaluations are job requirements for some fields and failure means termination.

Cunts who have to regularly expel fluids - if it's getting to the point that your work is suffering...

Loving Cunts/Caring Cunts - there are a number of fields where being too agreeable means you are unable to perform your job role correctly. And in the wider context of business - being disagreeable is a predictor for long term success.

So what's the problem if men have to jump over the same hurdles? Our PM is nowhere near being unfit for her position on any of those counts, so why the hullabaloo?

[pritch]

Heard one I liked today. Trump payed the porn star US$130,000 to keep her mouth shut. Thereby becoming the first person ever to pay a porn star to keep her mouth closed.

[Graystone]

Secondly a royal is groomed for the position - at every stage of their life with a strong emphasis on the responsibility of the position.

Bout time we gave monarchy's another shot, democracy only works with an intelligent populace, which our society is too decadent to maintain. I'd vote for a monarchy over any of this other shit anyway, let's just leave her Jacindaness in power until her kid comes of age.

[Swoop]

So, according to Te NEWS tonight, we are going to have mandatory gratuitous shots of Jacinda's guts each time she is interviewed OR simply in the footage.
It seems the woman's gossip magazines have taken over the "mainstream"* news presentations.

* (laughable description really)

Fyi - NZ doesn't have Paternity leave....

Correct, it's "parental leave".
https://www.employment.govt.nz/leave...e/eligibility/

[Woodman]

So, according to Te NEWS tonight, we are going to have mandatory gratuitous shots of Jacinda's guts each time she is interviewed OR simply in the footage.
It seems the woman's gossip magazines have taken over the "mainstream"* news presentations.

* (laughable description really)

Correct, it's "parental leave".
https://www.employment.govt.nz/leave...e/eligibility/

Now I don't mind Jacinda Adearn, didn't vote for her but she seems to have the right stuff even if I disagree with (not all) her policies, but if she starts getting comfortable with the womans mags any respect will be gone.

Actually I wonder what the rules are around her selling her story to the womans magazines?

[jasonu]

Actually I wonder what the rules are around her selling her story to the womans magazines?

Doesn't matter. It's all you are going to hear about until prolly forever.

[TheDemonLord]

So what's the problem if men have to jump over the same hurdles? Our PM is nowhere near being unfit for her position on any of those counts, so why the hullabaloo?

That's a massive false equivalence and you know it. Simply put - do Men have to deal with any of those when they have Children? The answer is no....

[Katman]

That's a massive false equivalence and you know it. Simply put - do Men have to deal with any of those when they have Children? The answer is no....

Fuck up shitforbrains.

[FJRider]

That's a massive false equivalence and you know it. Simply put - do Men have to deal with any of those when they have Children? The answer is no....

But JA has now comfortably sown up "The women's vote" for the next three elections ...

[Graystone]

That's a massive false equivalence and you know it. Simply put - do Men have to deal with any of those when they have Children? The answer is no....

Do women? The answer is also no. So what's the false equivalence?

Every pregnancy, every woman, every man is different, so judge them only on their ability.