The Jesus card is also the most efficient way to get off jury service.
Just write back, saying, I believe that nobody should judge another except for Jesus etc.
They don't want people with imaginary friends on jury's it seems.
Nice. .
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
There are a variety of ploys to use on these annoying pricks and this thread has about covered them. Last time I did anything like that I asked the "Windows helper" to hang on a sec, and went and hung the washing out.
Now when I answer the phone if there is not an immediate response I hang up.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
The international ones have just hacked someone's insecure PABX and are stealing toll calls to do their scamming. They ring like 3 at a time and hang up on the 2 that don't answer first. May Jesus cast their souls into Auckland.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Yep one I use as at least they are not annoying anyone else while they wait for me to find the person they are looking for (me).
I once asked one where they got my number from, and they said a friend gave it to me, I told them my friends wouldn't do that kind of shit thing, they hung up.
Door knockers are better cause in person they can be blasted, once told a couple men in black on bicycles to fark off, and they said Jesus loves you. I followed with " and he can fark off too!", they never came back. Another ploy is " go or i'll set the dog off", none have yet discovered our dog is a ferocious bichon.
"If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”
Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.
"If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”
Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.
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