Election Bribes 2017

[AllanB]

Election Bribes.

This shit is getting out of hand. The country will be broke post election.

My daughter can vote this year - she is finding the BS rather confusing. My advice to her is - look at the policy then party vote for who gives you the best deal. Then look at the performance of your local prospective MPs and vote for the one who has done or will potentially do the best for your region.


Me - I reckon I could get at least a handie from my local if I swear I'll vote for them .......

[Grumph]

Certainly from the National candidates.....but would you want to ?
Even out here in Selwyn they've visibly got the wind up - unlike the last one, there's billboards everywhere.
And it's supposed to be a safe seat...

[JimO]

well labour is giving everybody a home, thats got to be the best bribe yet

[Voltaire]

After 9 years you would expect more than " we'll set up a work group on that"

National are afraid people would vote on one persons personality.... its happened before...." make NZ great again"

[Akzle]

i will roll out my "kalashnikovs in kindy" initiative. and see that every man woman and child gets issued with firearms.
as well as establishing an open hunting season on politicians, bankers, lawyers and other jew cunts.

and i'll build a wall around auckland, then flood it.


vote akzle.

[pritch]

i will roll out my "kalashnikovs in kindy" initiative. and see that every man woman and child gets issued with firearms.
as well as establishing an open hunting season on politicians, bankers, lawyers and other jew cunts.

Well, that would solve the housing crisis.

[Voltaire]

i will roll out my "kalashnikovs in kindy" initiative. and see that every man woman and child gets issued with firearms.
as well as establishing an open hunting season on politicians, bankers, lawyers and other jew cunts.

and i'll build a wall around auckland, then flood it.


vote akzle.

Try out your building skills while your there....

[Doppleganger]

National showing us they've saved everything up for now pisses me off. The hospitals, housing and schools are fucked thanks to them and now they claim all this bullshit.

I hope labor and winnie get in and get these arsholes can go off and get grounded in the real world again.

[Swoop]

Well, the student allowance isn't the best and adding a bit to it makes sense, but HOW much of a bribe is being thrown out?

3 years study, paid for by the taxpayers, on retraining (if you so desire)?

Fuck me. Liarbour are up to their normal tricks. Dog help us if these morons get in.

[Akzle]

Well, that would solve the housing crisis.

maaaaaaaaate. there'll be no more of this crises shit. when i'm voted king i'm gonna handle all that B-I
just you wait until i implement pants-optional-thursdays nation wide, hookers-for-lunch, and ban cars from all but single-digit-state-hIghways.

[flashg]

maaaaaaaaate. there'll be no more of this crises shit. when i'm voted king i'm gonna handle all that B-I
just you wait until i implement pants-optional-thursdays nation wide, hookers-for-lunch, and ban cars from all but single-digit-state-hIghways.

You'll have to park up the magna and buy a bike for the long trips, it's been a while, you should visit Rastuscat for some training. We wouldn't want our new king hurt in an avoidable accident, now would we ?

[AllanB]

Well, the student allowance isn't the best and adding a bit to it makes sense, but HOW much of a bribe is being thrown out?

3 years study, paid for by the taxpayers, on retraining (if you so desire)?

Youth bribe. My 19 year old is interested (her first year at Uni) but she wonders how it will be paid for - I told her when she gets a job they will tax the shit out of her.

I've not researched the details (are there any) but I'd be more in favor of a policy that reimbursed students at the end of the year based on their performance. Do well and get something back. Fuck up and pay your debt.

I remember all to well when I was her age friends freeloading at Uni doing nothing of value or even passing (bumming around) and being covered by the tax payer.

[Rhys]

Youth bribe. My 19 year old is interested (her first year at Uni) but she wonders how it will be paid for - I told her when she gets a job they will tax the shit out of her.

I've not researched the details (are there any) but I'd be more in favor of a policy that reimbursed students at the end of the year based on their performance. Do well and get something back. Fuck up and pay your debt.

I remember all to well when I was her age friends freeloading at Uni doing nothing of value or even passing (bumming around) and being covered by the tax payer.

Well you'll never become a MP you're making sense

[roogazza]

Had enough of the Ads for the buck toothed sheila already ! Whats its name Eeeeorrr ?

[AllanB]

Well you'll never become a MP you're making sense

Ah - I reckon there is a middle ground for someone who makes sense. I remember way back to Peter Dunn when he started his party - appealed to the middle ground with reasonable policies for real working people.

Then he got in and became useless ..........


I believe I could do that