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    Thought

    It is the month of june,on the shores of the Black sea.It is raining and the little town looks totally deserted.
    It is tough times,everbody lives in debt,and everybody lives on credit.
    Suddenly a rich tourist comes to town.He enters the only hotel,lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
    The butcher takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
    The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
    The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitue that in these hard times,gave her services on credit.
    The prostitue runs to the hotel and pays off the debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel propietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she bought her clients there.
    The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
    At that moment,the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms and takes his 100 Euro note,after saying that he did not like any of the rooms,and leaves town.
    No one earned anything.However,the whole town is now without debt,and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
    And that is how a capitalist ecomomy works.

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    That is hilarious...
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Question Thought

    Kate Middleton has
    reportedly donated
    her hair to a charity
    for children with
    cancer.That wouldn't
    be the same Kate
    Middleton whose net
    worth is estimated to
    be about $7.5 million
    would it? Her
    generosity is only
    exceeded by her piss
    taking.What next,
    donating her bra's to women with breast
    cancer?

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    Question Thought

    Question 1: If you
    knew a woman who
    was pregnant,who
    had 8 kids already,
    Three who were deaf,
    Two who were blind,
    One mentally
    retarted,And she had
    syphillis.Would you
    recommend that she
    undergoes,an
    abortion? Read the
    next question before
    looking at the
    response for this one.

    Question 2: It is time
    to elect a new world
    leader,and only your
    vote counts..Here are
    the facts about the
    three candidates.

    Candidate A:
    Associates with
    crooked politcians,
    and consults with
    astrologists.He's had
    two mistresses,He
    also chain smokes and
    drinks 8 to 10
    martinis a day.

    Candidate B: He was
    kicked out of office
    twice,sleeps until
    noon,used opium in
    college and drinks a
    quart of whiskey
    every evening.

    Candidate C: He is a
    decorated war hero,
    He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke,drinks
    an occasional beer
    and never committed
    adultery,which of
    these candidates
    would be your choice?

    Decide first...No
    peeking,and then
    scroll down for the
    response.Candidate A:
    is Franklin D.Roosevelt.Candidate
    B: is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C: is Adolph
    Hitler.And by the
    way,on your answer
    to the abortion
    question: If you said
    YES,you just killed
    Beethoven.Pretty
    interesting isn't it?
    Makes a person think
    before judging
    someone.Remember:
    Amateurs...Built the
    ark.Professionals....
    Built the Titanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikkie View Post
    Remember: Amateurs...Built the ark. Professionals.... Built the Titanic.
    Amateurs built the ark. God provided the warning of the flood. Then they sailed off in it and left everybody else to drown. Also the amateurs on the ark took with them cockroaches, mosquitoes, snakes and so forth. What the actual were they thinking?

    Professionals built the Titanic. God provided no warning of the iceberg. 32% of the passengers survived in the lifeboats launched and steered by professionals. 76% of the professional crew died, giving up places in lifeboats to non-crew amateurs.

    Titanic survivor profiles...

    16% - the percentage of male passengers who survived
    75% - the percentage of female passengers who survived
    97% - the percentage of female first class passengers survived
    32% - the percentage of male first class passengers survived
    33% - the percentage of third class passengers survived
    37% - the percentage of total passengers who survived

    24% - the percentage of crew members who survived
    22% - the percentage of male crew members who survived
    87% - the percentage of female crew members who survived
    50% - the percentage of Navigation Officers who survived (4/8)
    100% - the percentage of Engineering Officers who went down with the ship (0/15)
    100% - the percentage of Professional Captains who went down with the ship (0/1)

    I'll take professionals over amateurs, by and large.

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    Lightbulb Trading Places

    TRADING PLACES:

    Jail and Nursing homes:

    Here's the way it should be:

    This would corret two things in one motion:

    Seniors would have access to showers,hobbies and
    walks.
    They would receive unlimited free prescriptions,
    dental and medical treatment,wheel chair etc.
    They would receive money instead of having to pay it
    out.
    They would have constant video monitoring so they
    would be helped instantly if they fell or needed
    assistance.
    Bedding would be washed twice a week and all
    clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
    A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
    All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
    They would have family visits in a suite built for that
    purpose.
    They would have access to a library,weight/fitness
    room,spiritual counselling,a pool and eduction....and
    free admission to in-house concerts by nationally
    recognized entertainment artists.
    Simple clothing-ie..shoes,slippers,pj's and legal
    aid would be free,upon request.
    There would be private,secure rooms provided for all
    with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
    Each senior would have a P.C TV,phone and radio
    in their room at no cost.
    They would receive daily phone calls.
    There woild be a board of directors to hear any
    complaints and ACLU would fight for their rights
    and protection.
    The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly
    adhered to,with attorneys available,at no no charge to
    protect the seniors and their families from abuse or
    neglect.

    AS FOR THE CRIMINALS:

    They would receive cold food.
    They would be left alone and unsupervised.
    They would receive showers once a week.
    They would live in tiny rooms,for which they would
    have to pay $3,000 per month.
    They would have no hope of ever getting out.

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    Smile Thought

    If a crackhead dies
    does it become a
    Methylated spirit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikkie View Post
    It is the month of june,on the shores of the Black sea.It is raining and the little town looks totally deserted.
    It is tough times,everbody lives in debt,and everybody lives on credit.
    Suddenly a rich tourist comes to town.He enters the only hotel,lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
    The butcher takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
    The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
    The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitue that in these hard times,gave her services on credit.
    The prostitue runs to the hotel and pays off the debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel propietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she bought her clients there.
    The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
    At that moment,the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms and takes his 100 Euro note,after saying that he did not like any of the rooms,and leaves town.
    No one earned anything.However,the whole town is now without debt,and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
    And that is how a capitalist ecomomy works.
    Haha, funny - but also rather silly.
    There was no need of that 100 Euro note.
    The net debt in the town before and after was zero anyway.
    The economy of that town changed not one tiny bit.
    Who in that town was any better off?
    Clearly written by someone with no idea of how the capitalist economy works!

    Sure, the hotel proprietor may have owed the butcher 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the prostitute - net debt for him was zero.
    Sure, the butcher may have owed the pig grower 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the hotel proprietor - net debt for him was zero.
    Sure, the pig grower may have owed the feed & fuel supplier 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the butcher - net debt for him was zero.
    Sure, the feed & fuel supplier may have owed the prostitute 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the butcher - net debt for him was zero.
    Sure, the prostitute may have owed the hotel proprietor 100 euro, but she was also owed 100 euro by the feed & fuel supplier - net debt for her was zero.

    No one earned anything, the town's economy didn't grow and any optimism for the future is without grounds. If the hotel proprietor had been able to rent that room for 100 euros to the rich tourist THEN the town's economy would have improved.

    Thought? Not everyone has the ability to think things through properly and understand the situation.
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    I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable
    "If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!"
    - George Carlin (RIP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikkie View Post
    Remember:
    Amateurs...Built the
    ark.Professionals....
    Built the Titanic.
    The ark never existed. The description in the Bible is of a boat that wouldn't be able to float. There is no way that the people of the time would have been able to make a boat of that size and even today we have no way of making a wooden boat that big that wouldn't take on water really quickly.

    The Titanic was built reasonably well, it floated just fine and worked great until some numpty plowed it into a fuckin' huge iceberg.

    Try not to confuse a fairy tale with reality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable
    "If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!"
    - George Carlin (RIP)

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    Smile Thought

    The guy who split the atom
    is probably thrilled that we
    use sliced bread as our
    measure of greatness.

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    Thought

    Being honest may
    not get you a
    lot of friends but
    It'll always get
    you the right ones.

    ( Jhon Lennon )

    It's okay to be
    BLACK
    It's ok to be
    WHITE
    If you think one of
    these statements is Racist
    Then you are part
    of the problem.

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    Thought

    If a psychologist
    became a hip hop
    artist does it make
    their music "Shrink
    rap?"

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    Thought

    If you think "gun free zones"
    Prevent crime and
    mass shootings.
    GO GET
    YOUR
    UNICORN.

    An actor dies from a drug overdose.
    All over the News.
    A soldier Dies Protecting our freedom
    Not even mentioned
    Remember the FALLEN

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    Thought

    San Francisco bans plastic
    straws,but will still provide
    plastic needles for its junkies.

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    This happened on
    ONTERIO RADIO
    LIVE: Jiggs McDonald,
    NHL Hall Of Fame
    broadercaster speaking
    in Ontario,says,'I'm
    truly perplexed that
    so many of my
    friends are against
    another mosque
    being built in
    Toronto.I think it
    should be the goal of
    every Canadian to be
    tolerant regardless of
    their religious beliefs.
    Thus the mosque
    should be allowed,in
    an effort to promote
    tolerance." "That is
    why I also propose
    that two nightclubs be
    opened next door to
    the mosque;thereby
    promoting tolerence
    from within the
    mosque.We could
    call one of the clubs,
    which would be gay,
    "The Turban
    cowboy." and the
    other,a topless bar,
    would be called "You
    Mecca Me Hot." Next
    door should be a
    butcher shop that
    specializes in pork,
    and adjacent to that
    an open-pit barbecue
    pork restaurant,
    called "Iraq Of Ribs."
    Across the street,
    there could be a
    lingerie store called
    "Victoria Keeps
    Nothing Secret,"
    with sexy manequins in
    the window modeling
    the goods,and on the
    other side a liquor
    store called
    "Morehammered."
    "All of this would
    encourage Muslims to
    demostrate the
    tolerance they
    demand of us."

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