Halloween Jokes

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Man

1.Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2.No matter what your mood is,pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3.One usally makes a better pie.

4.They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5.If you don't like the way he looks,you just carve up another face.

6.If he starts smelling up your place,you can just throw him out.

7.From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty,mush filled head to begin with.

8.A pumpkin is turned on [ lit-up ] only when you want him to be.


Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex.

10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9.If you get tired,wait 10 minutes and go back at it again.

8.The stranger you look,the easier it is to get some.

7.You don't have to compliment the personb who gave it to you.

6.Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone,you already are.

5.If you get a stomach ache,it won't last 9 months.

4.If you wear leather and chains no one thinks you're kinky.

3.It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groanihg.

2.Less guilt the next morning from over indulging.

1.If you don't get wgat you want at one place,you can alwaysgo next door to get more.


10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween But Aren't....

1.So what'd you get in the sack?

2.Once you get under the sheet,start moaning and groaning!!!

3.Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.

4.Those small suckers are gone 9in a few licks!

5.I got the best piece from that house.

6.Quit screwing on the porch!!!

7.Stick your hand in and guess what you're feling....

8.It was so filled and heavy,I had to use 2 hands!!!

9.They'll suck you dry if they get their teethin yiu.

10.I bobbed and bobbed,but couldn't get my mouth around it!