To drive this baby all you need to do is.... have a really small dick!
To drive this baby all you need to do is.... have a really small dick!
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
"Ahhhh....they just dont make 'em like they used to"
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
I reckon I can fit at least 5 more gadgets on it too
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
And Hitchers bike made the cover of the accessory catalog for yet another year
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
1. Now which button was it... there it is.... AAAAAAAAA.... nope that wasn't it. Lets try this one...
2. Wanna see the manual that came with it??
3. Wanna see my trailer? It holds the batteries.
4. On the phone: Hey mate, what are you doing 30km SSE from me??
5. Hey Osama, CATCH!
6. Wanna know why I got this?? It can trigger the traffic lights easy as...![]()
7. Wanna see what the pillion gets?
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
"What! No room for the drink-holder??"![]()
Damn, where did I put the ashtray?
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Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Is there really a bike under there?![]()
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
"All this and we still got lost"
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
Bill Gates new wheels had all the toys
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Now lets practise what we preach...... "Buttons are not toys"
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Presenting the latest Caddyshack 1600gtst, it's all you'll ever need.
Hater of haters since 2012
Waddaya mean "how do you start it?".
And the trailer is for the batteries.
We have liftoff in T minus 3 seconds...
Umm,,,, it's a ST1300.Originally Posted by Storm
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all these things come as standard!![]()
she was a brilliant idear well until the ignition fuse blew .........
been looking for it 7 months now it a display modle
asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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