Things you can only say at Christmas.

1:I prefer breasts to legs.

2:Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3:Smother the butter all over the breasts

4:If I don't undo my trousers,I'll burst.

5:I've never seen a better spread!

6:I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7:Are you ready for seconds yet?

8:It's a little dry,do you still want to eat it?

9:Just wait your turn,you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11:Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13:I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14:You still have a little bit on your chin.

15:How long will it take after you put in.

16:You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17:Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18:That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19:I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20:Wow,I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.