Things you can only say at Christmas.
1:I prefer breasts to legs.
2:Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3:Smother the butter all over the breasts
4:If I don't undo my trousers,I'll burst.
5:I've never seen a better spread!
6:I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7:Are you ready for seconds yet?
8:It's a little dry,do you still want to eat it?
9:Just wait your turn,you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11:Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13:I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14:You still have a little bit on your chin.
15:How long will it take after you put in.
16:You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17:Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18:That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19:I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20:Wow,I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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