A Bah Humbug

Sung To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail.
He's keeping a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone

He hears you in the bedroom
surveils you out of doors
And if that doesn't get
the goods
Then he'll see
Provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone....