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    ooooops!

    can't see that this has been posted before ------ gotta be a PT methinks?

    [otherwise - apologies to the constabulary - i have posted in the wrong thread ... ]
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    giggles.

    Ill see if I can come up with some reasons why it has to be fake.

    1. no cop in his right mind would run in alone with gun drawn yelling into the dark

    2. neither would he have his finger on the trigger with no threat identified

    3. nobody shot by a pistol like that would go flying backwards, that guy took an intentional theatrical leap. were he shot hed just gag and sag.

    4. response of onlookers obviously scripted... the fading 'surpriiiisssee...' at the end.

    my inner auteur twitches to improve upon it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    giggles.

    Ill see if I can come up with some reasons why it has to be fake.

    1. no cop in his right mind would run in alone with gun drawn yelling into the dark

    2. neither would he have his finger on the trigger with no threat identified

    3. nobody shot by a pistol like that would go flying backwards, that guy took an intentional theatrical leap. were he shot hed just gag and sag.

    4. response of onlookers obviously scripted... the fading 'surpriiiisssee...' at the end.

    my inner auteur twitches to improve upon it.
    And the comedy central logo is a bit of a giveaway too...

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    Its still funny
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    I reckon you're right there fish. He didn't take long to get to the scene either.
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    Was off some police show (cant remember name) that was on tv a while back. Had some great moments, so will probably never be heard of again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch
    And the comedy central logo is a bit of a giveaway too...
    wasnt a professional production so was presumably showed on some funny-videos programme.

    and one would imagine that comedy central would investigate to make sure they werent showing someones hilarious yet tragic real-life demise.

    on another note, anyone see the video of the guy topping himself in police custody? apparently they didnt frisk him properly... a real hoot that one. Ill attach it for the general amusement.

    warning, its quite real and disturbing if you dont like that sort of thing.
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    Death and distruction, since when is it not funny?

    EDIT: Although, that Fish, is sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Although, that Fish, is sick.
    nonsense, I'm in perfect health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    can't see that this has been posted before ------ gotta be a PT methinks?

    [otherwise - apologies to the constabulary - i have posted in the wrong thread ... ]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    nonsense, I'm in perfect health.
    Nice comeback
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    video of the guy topping himself in police custody... warning, its quite real and disturbing...
    sigh.

    would all the limp-wristed hand-wringers who failed to read my post before clicking on the attachment kindly go smack themselves in the head with a banana skin and promise to pay more attention in future.

    as bart simpson said, "if you don't look now, you'll NEVER get desensitised".

    thank you. as you were.

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    Sokay fish.. these are the same sensitive darlings that had kittens at me posting the video of the cat being killed, skinned, gutted and stir fried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiasTZ
    cat being killed, skinned, gutted and stir fried.
    tasty.

    can I have a copy?

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    The cat didn't kill itself.

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