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    Santa's Reindeer

    Perhaps some-one can assist me with an answer to a simple question.

    I was asked recently which country do Santa's reindeer hail from, and
    I had to admit that I didn't know the answer.

    I have done a number of Google searches today, but could not find a
    satisfactory answer.

    I was very reluctant to ask some of my Scandinavian friends, especially
    in these politically sensitive times, just in case I suddenly found myself
    in the middle of some kind of Scandinavian turf war.

    The Dutch side of the wider family have already insisted Dunder en Blixem
    were Dutch ('thunder' and 'lightning'), but I just know the Germans in the
    audience will disagree and insist that they were actually German (simply
    a common mispronunciation of Donner und Blitzen).

    So, which country do they come from ?

    Are they Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, Dutch, German, Russian (even) ... ?

    Please, no, I hope they're not Russian, not after this last year and all
    its political troubles. I don't want to have to try and explain how Santa
    managed to get air traffic approval for flight across North American air
    space with Russian reindeer.

    Anyway, if one of you kind people could assist me, that would be very
    much appreciated. I look forward to your replies.

    A Merry Christmas and a Happy 2018 to you all.

    Cheers,
    Viking

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    I hate to be the one to tell you this...but here goes...Santa isn't real! It was probably your dad that ate the milk and cookies and def your parents that left the presents...sorry about that!
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    Reindeer depicted as Santa's reindeer come from Lapland In Finland

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    Reindeer depicted as Santa's reindeer come from Lapland In Finland

    ...the dancers came later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...the dancers came later...
    you seen the majority of laplandic females....they'd leave skid marks a mile long

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    you seen the majority of laplandic females....they'd leave skid marks a mile long

    ...that sounds like stereotyping to me...Lapp boys probably think they are cool, which temperature wise would equate...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...that sounds like stereotyping to me...Lapp boys probably think they are cool, which temperature wise would equate...
    Sami people keepin the gene pool tight for centuries can you tell who the females are


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    Sami people keepin the gene pool tight for centuries can you tell who the females are

    Easy they are the ones who can't parallel park the sled, Or read the map.



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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    Sami people keepin the gene pool tight for centuries can you tell who the females are
    an overtly happy looking bunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post
    Perhaps some-one can assist me with an answer to a simple question.

    I was asked recently which country do Santa's reindeer hail from, and
    I had to admit that I didn't know the answer.

    I have done a number of Google searches today, but could not find a
    satisfactory answer.

    I was very reluctant to ask some of my Scandinavian friends, especially
    in these politically sensitive times, just in case I suddenly found myself
    in the middle of some kind of Scandinavian turf war.

    The Dutch side of the wider family have already insisted Dunder en Blixem
    were Dutch ('thunder' and 'lightning'), but I just know the Germans in the
    audience will disagree and insist that they were actually German (simply
    a common mispronunciation of Donner und Blitzen).

    So, which country do they come from ?

    Are they Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, Dutch, German, Russian (even) ... ?

    Please, no, I hope they're not Russian, not after this last year and all
    its political troubles. I don't want to have to try and explain how Santa
    managed to get air traffic approval for flight across North American air
    space with Russian reindeer.

    Anyway, if one of you kind people could assist me, that would be very
    much appreciated. I look forward to your replies.

    A Merry Christmas and a Happy 2018 to you all.

    Cheers,
    Viking
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    Australian Link

    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    They are Australian! - Ask any Aussie!
    Oldrider,

    Greetings. Thanks for the reply. At least you didn't try and "shoot down my
    sleigh", unlike the writer who even questioned Santa's existence. Let alone
    the reindeer.

    But I think this Australian link might be a little tenuous. I think what you may
    be referring to are those "kangaroos with the fake antlers" that they put up
    in some of those Australian malls (so Cassina reliably informed me).

    Not very convincing, I know. But then again, considering the audience that
    Santa has to play to across the waters, it's probably enough to do the job.
    No offence intended to our Australian neighbours.

    Cheers,
    Viking

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    Mr-Sir Attenbourgh did a docu in Norway some time ago, here is a snippet that may allude to the answer?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9pLiNLNrY

    But wait, don't rush off to lick your candy cane, there is more... Finland Lapland

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_E9TBPeDl0

    But burning question (pun) what is the secret ingredient in super lichen?

    "If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”

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    Video Evidence

    Quote Originally Posted by granstar View Post
    Mr-Sir Attenbourgh did a docu in Norway some time ago, here is a snippet that may allude to the answer?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9pLiNLNrY

    But wait, don't rush off and lick you candy cane, there is more... Finland Lapland

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_E9TBPeDl0

    But burning question (pun) what is the secret ingredient in super lichen?


    Granstar,

    Greetings, and thanks for the two videos you posted. I think that we may be
    close to the answer.

    TWR mentioned earlier that the reindeer hailed from Finland (herded by the Sami
    people). And I think that he's probably right. Full marks.

    As it so happens, a Finnish friend of ours dropped in for a visit (and for a pre-
    Christmas beverage) last night, so I asked her what was the situation. She was
    most adamant.

    Her words were: "Santa's reindeer come from Finland. There is no doubt at all.
    Yes, of course, the Norwegians and the Swedes may try to say otherwise, but
    I would dump that claim into the same basket as Australian Pavlova is placed".

    So, there you have it, straight from the reindeer's mouth, so to speak. [I did
    say that this might be a contentious subject for Scandinavians].

    While the first video clip you posted - from the BBC with David Attenborough -
    was well presented, I still have my doubts. Not only was it filmed in Norway,
    but "water training for reindeer in preparation for the big night" - well, yes,
    plausible, I suppose, but I'm not convinced.

    I found the second video clip far more convincing. First of all, you had the
    "big man himself" presenting, and then he started talking about what the
    reindeer like to eat (their liking for lichen, and for magic mushrooms).

    I mean, if you were going to have to do a "big trip" and stay awake for an
    extended period of time?

    So I think that I'm leaning towards the Finnish option at this stage. I'll keep
    an open mind, just in case new information comes to hand.


    As to your last question: What is the special ingredient in super lichen?

    Well, I'm not sure that I can answer that question. I will however ask the wife,
    as she is the forensic toxicologist in the family.

    I will however say that in the photo you also posted, I'm not sure that it was
    lichen that Santa was carrying in his bag. They look awfully like some of the
    Police samples that I've seen submitted to the wife's lab for drug analysis.
    And it may also account for his perpetual smile. Just saying.

    Cheers,
    Viking

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