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    NSFW: Summer motorcycling

    This is a motorcycle injury ... anybody guess the cause .. ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    This is a motorcycle injury ... anybody guess the cause .. ??
    Name of your attachment gives it away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    Riding with bare feet.


    That's the result of your when in doubt put the feet down theory though the result of a panic stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeeper View Post
    Name of your attachment gives it away.
    Riding in jandals ... and I have seen complete (or should that be incomplete) toe separation from wearing jandals while riding.

    Apparently ... it was very painful ... who would have thought ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post


    That's the result of your when in doubt put the feet down theory though the result of a panic stop
    A lot of the time, that results in the whole foot being twisted 180 degrees... Nasty stuff!!


    I've seen a bloke come off a Honda CT110 while racing in a paddock (just wearing work boots, I believe) and his foot went into the back spokes which yanked it into one of the rear shocks.. That was messy!

    But yeah, as people have said previously, that photo is a shot of a twat riding without the right gear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WALRUS View Post
    A lot of the time, that results in the whole foot being twisted 180 degrees... Nasty stuff!!


    I've seen a bloke come off a Honda CT110 while racing in a paddock (just wearing work boots, I believe) and his foot went into the back spokes which yanked it into one of the rear shocks.. That was messy!

    But yeah, as people have said previously, that photo is a shot of a twat riding without the right gear!
    About 30yrs ago I saw it happen right in front of me after a dickhead wearing shorts, T-shirt, & jandels had gone roaring past and had to panic break before a set of lights on Blenheim rd in ChCh Not quite as bad of result as that piccy but pretty close to it and it's amazing how the big tough look at me A/hole turned into a screaming little baby

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    Witnessing someone have their appendages torn, in an off, has a profound effect on the ATGATT philosophy.

    As a teenager I saw two RD350's collide, rake down the side of each other. The pillion on one, a chick wearing sandles, had each toe neatly torn back a couple of inches, the rider of the other bike, wearing trainers, got a footrest through his foot. I can still vividly recall this bloke sat on the road side having a fag with grass poking up through the hole.

    Not much blood on either of them, cauterised by hot engine oil, but a lot of swarf.

    The rider of the pillion bike was unscathed, full gear on.
    I've rode that way ever since.
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    ...I've had bigger wounds than that on my dick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I've had bigger wounds than that on my dick...
    That's a fucking weird sort of foot fetish you got going on then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I've had bigger wounds than that on my dick...
    Oh, motorcycle or jandal related?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I've had bigger wounds than that on my dick...
    Syphilis does that

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    ...all of the above...a large part of my past was out viking on the planet...shit happens constantly to vikings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...all of the above...a large part of my past was out viking on the planet...shit happens constantly to vikings...
    Didn't Monty Python do a doco/movie "Erik The Viking"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I've had bigger wounds than that on my dick...
    With all that scar tissue ... you'll have no need for a hard-on ...

    Might be a bit rough on her though ..
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    ...some girls dont...

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