new orleans,the sick jokes!

[feistyredhead]

No offence!


Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - The blame is being put on a Muslim suicide plumber.

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President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans. However Katrina and the Waves have been told to f**k off.

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Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mar di Gras is cancelled. He expects a record number of floats this year on Main St!

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Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans, DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they where under the boardwalk, down by the sea.


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Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins "There was a house in New Orleans"

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Hurricane Katrina, typical female! When she came she was warm wild and wet.
When she left she took the house and contents with her.

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Two planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool airport today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

[*sic]

average. never that cool when a whole lot of death was the case.

[Sniper]

Not bad, but they were posted a week back by Scumdog.