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    Talking Caption contest 051011

    OK, hopefully you're getting warmed up.

    Knock yourselves out with this one.

    Rep awarded to the winner.

    The Judge's decision is final.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Dwayne's promise to his boyfriend was starting to look ill-advised.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    You can bench press how much?
    .....is the answer

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    hello how are you doing today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    OK, hopefully you're getting warmed up.Knock yourselves out with this one.
    Dick's headlight adjustment method was interesting, but effective.

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    "I dunno what you mean...it seems nicely balanced :/ "
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    Safety equipment?!? - we don't need no steeenking safety equipment

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    Dude with the golliwog hairdo standing behind the fence: "Awesome!!!"

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    Come here boy! Awwww, good dog, good doggy! Ah, wait! Ahhh!
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    The crowd watched in awe as Cleetus struggled with the tractor beem......"Them alien varmins ain't gon steal mah wheels.........help me john boy, help me....."

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    weee I loves these

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    Damn I knew putting helium in my tyres was a bad idea !!!

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