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    How to make an arse of yaself 101

    yes it is possible to make a complete dick of oneself without even trying.

    Last Friday i was on here chatting to a few peps and went to add someone to the conversation. Added my entire friggin MSN list and to those I apologise

    Now have much explaining to do. So you done worse no doubt ?....Share to make me feel just a lil better
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    awwwwwww we love you anyway

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    stress not - i HAVE done worse

    unfortunately, i'm not at liberty to tell you exactly WAT
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    I must admit... I have yet do make an arse of myself, and the thought of turning myself into a big walking backside isn't appealing either...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    hmm

    not secretly blonde are you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    not secretly blonde are you??
    bet you are....

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    I must admit... I have yet do make an arse of myself, and the thought of turning myself into a big walking backside isn't appealing either...
    Go o do it...whats the worse that can happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Go o do it...whats the worse that can happen?
    well... lots of people say I'm full of shit so I guess I'm half way there....

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    I was involved in worse, last friday I was chatting online and suddenly all these people joined the room, OH WAIT, that sounds familiar. :slap: time to exit
    The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.

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    .........

    Gremlin says:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    bet you are....

    haha argh!! is it that obvious???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    haha argh!! is it that obvious???

    Blonde and proud..
    6th sense it is....

    "......I see blonde people..."

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    I'm blonde, I'm one of the master race!

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    *one of the mistress race......* how quaint
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    yes it is possible to make a complete dick of oneself without even trying.
    a) Buy a homoda.
    b) Buy a susucki
    c) Buy a dusmackme
    d) Buy a CrammingitHard
    e) Buy a hysoshit
    f) Buy a hardly
    g) buy a 22" black viotator dildo with spikes and insist to the shop assistant that its a "birthday" present

    ahh


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