So do I have any faith in the courts? The taxi driver who knocked me off my bike got convicted of Dangerous driving causing injury and Leaving the scene of an accident. He retained his license because he was the sole earner in the family.
If he was so worried about his income he should have been more careful about his driving and he should have come over to me to check if I was alright (I had a dislocated shoulder, 3 torn rotator cuff tendons and an ambulance came and parked up on the grass verge to take me to hospital).
So I reckon we set up a desirable model motorbike with a tracker and about 1 kg of semtex under the seat, park it at the airport, watch the tracker and when it moves off from the airport wait until it becomes stationary for some time then click the switch which says "Boom!"
That way we'd be doing the dozy magistrates a favour, they wouldn't even have to get out of bed in the morning. And filthy thieves would probably hesitate before pinching another bike.
JK
There are two songs, "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell" which I think give an indication of expected traffic flow
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