Akzle’s Policy Page, Discussion / Q&A

[jasonu]

Obviously, you should vote akzle just because. But I thought i'd get a bit more formal on it. Will update as I think of it.

Transport and Licensing
- All driver licenses are null and void effective immediately. (Everyone must re-sit under new framework)
- Motorcyclists are exempt from all traffic legislation.
- The penalty for most traffic infrigngements will be having the car crushed, regardless of the registered person.
- Driver licensing will be done in two stages, not three :- Learner; Driver
- “Full licenses” will be of four classes and based on competency:
P – Professional, Trained, Truck, Taxi Drivers
A – The best civillian classification
B – Intermediary civillian classification
C – The lowest civillian classification
- Two optional plates available for people who don’t wish to advertise their competency (or lack of):
W – People with a vagina will be eligible for a W(oman) plate
E – People over 60 will be eligible for an E(lederly) plate
Conditions attached to plate classes
A, P – Has free use of the roads, speed limits do not apply.
B – Limited to the current speed limits and single-digit state highways.
C – Limited to the municipal boundaries where they live.
-Every driver must carry their own plates (similar to L plates) and affix them to the vehicle they’re driving.
- If drivers are observed behaving in a manner below their plate, they may be shot.
- Courier drivers must wear a a shock collar. Remote controls available for A and P holders.
- In the first instance: red lights will trigger tyre spikes, anyone who gets spiked will be responsible for all costs involved. Later to be replaced by self-clearing wrecking ball system
- Anyone being the “nose” in nose-to-tail accidents will be crushed.
- Failure to keep left

Medicine, Health &c
- All drugs are legal, effective immediately.
- Synthetic drugs will be assessed and phased out where apropriate.
- The government will farm and refine all medicinal products insofar as possible. AND develop facilities to to synthesise the remainder.
- Anyone may grow their own medicine.
- Everyone incarcerated for drug offences will be eligible to apply to have their case reviewed, with a view to release.
- “Fat” is no longer a medical problem and no help will be available for fatasses.

Miscellany
- jews (having the definition: lawyers, bankers, investment brokers and anyone who profits from usury, debt &c) may be hunted for sport from July through June. Hunting permits available from DOC.

Law and Order
- “Castle law” will be implemented – anyone thieving may be shot by anyone.
- Police will be re-vetted with a view to getting rid of the dickheads.
- Police will be trained to carry and use firearms.

A nigga has begost too much time on his hands. Get a JOB!!!

[jasonu]

The liberal pendulum has swung way out and is not in sight of returning in my life time.

Woman/ She he's/ Gays, rule and are increasing in numbers in the likes of the UN which has been a queer institution for years anyway:

and in your newly (somewhat thanks to MMP) elected parliament too.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11996805

[oldrider]

Behold - a classic KB Phoenix thread rising from the ashes? -

[Akzle]

(anti-gay ranting):.

yeah.what consenting adults do with their orifices is their own business.
i'll certainly not be encouraging this public gaydom though. but not actively blocking it.

- The overfemisined indoctiniation/schooling system will be getting overhauled to actually educate.

[Akzle]

That class of driver isn't "professional" because of your last line.

you've only recently come off ignore. which gives me the opportunity to respond thusly.

P plates will be issued under the same assessment framework as the rest. Failing to keep left is a C(*ssina) class behaviour, and thus liable to a shooting.

Suggest: anyone who is currently, or who has ever previously, spread 1080 poison by air-drop method, be made to eat it to prove it isn't harmful to the environment.

Suggest: Open season on money "lenders" who prey on the less fortunate to get them into greater debt.

Suggest: Complete banning of pokey machines. A plague on society which needds to be removed entirely.

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arial 1080 will be stopped immediately. (this is another one of those "politicos funneling public money to private interest" things.
use in bait stations &c will be allowed. suggest: read up on efficacy and persistence

see: "jews"

the monetary system will be phased out. gambling will exist regardless. prohibition of pokie machines will not work. since most return money to the DIA/govt, we'll look at where that "profit" goes. any private ones will probably be shitcanned.

[Oakie]

But wouldnt accept my drivel, I am now Paranoid that they are out to get me!

Wow. Saw your avatar and was a bit taken aback. One of our more interesting members used it a few years back.

[Swoop]

you've only recently come off ignore. which gives me the opportunity to respond thusly.

use in bait stations &c will be allowed.

Glad I've offended you, sweetcakes!

Ground use of cyanide in possum traps to be encouraged. Bounty on ears/tail to be re-instated to encourage hunting based pest control.

Suggest: "speed" camera vans: only permissable in documented multiple crash areas. Not to be operated at the bottom of a hill or at the end of a passing lane.
Suggest: "speed" camera vans. If located at the bottom of a hill then permissable to be set on fire with the operator inside. Entirely permissable to live-feed the burning of the vehicle to the operator's family.

[Grumph]

Bounty on ears/tail to be re-instated to encourage hunting.

I want that to apply to economists too....

[Swoop]

I want that to apply to economists too....

Economists and weather forecasters are the same. If they get anything wrong their excuse is always "we couldn't have predicted that / unforeseen circumstances" etc, etc. Gruntfuck Morgan is a classic example. Soweto necklace the cunts.

[Akzle]

Wow. Saw your avatar and was a bit taken aback. One of our more interesting members used it a few years back.

i think the accounts have been merged

[Akzle]

Glad I've offended you, sweetcakes!

it wasn't offense. it was much, much more dire:
unfunny.

Ground use of cyanide in possum traps to be encouraged. Bounty on ears/tail to be re-instated to encourage hunting based pest control.

yes. also nz to proccess the fure/skins/meat rather than shipping it all to china (who dictate the price/market)

Suggest: "speed" camera vans: only permissable in documented multiple crash areas. Not to be operated at the bottom of a hill or at the end of a passing lane.
Suggest: "speed" camera vans. If located at the bottom of a hill then permissable to be set on fire with the operator inside. Entirely permissable to live-feed the burning of the vehicle to the operator's family.

speed limits not applicable for A, P class operators.

B class only targeted, so they're fair game.

C class aren't allowed out of town. and idgaf if townies exterminate each other.

[Akzle]

I want that to apply to economists too....

see: jews .

[AllanB]

Can you ban mufti cars.

I feel it is most unsporting and quite unfair.

If they have to stoop to such skulduggery to catch you then it's just not cricket.

They should be proud of their position - I say arm them with top end performance cars, wrapped in jet black and wake-the-dead exhaust systems.

[Scuba_Steve]

Maybee I missed it. I didn't see the walling & flooding of Auckland, or has policy changed on that?

[AllanB]

Maybee I missed it. I didn't see the walling & flooding of Auckland, or has policy changed on that?

Nuke it I say.