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    Akzle’s Policy Page, Discussion / Q&A

    Obviously, you should vote akzle just because. But I thought i'd get a bit more formal on it. Will update as I think of it.

    Foremost, I'm revoking everyone's right to everything. You may be killed by the state (me) for any reason whatsoever. Until such time as we can have this shit nutted out, when everyone will take responsibility for themselves.

    Transport and Licensing
    - All driver licenses are null and void effective immediately. (Everyone must re-sit under new framework)
    - Motorcyclists are exempt from all traffic legislation.
    - The penalty for most traffic infrigngements will be having the car crushed, regardless of the registered person.
    - Driver licensing will be done in two stages, not three :- Learner; Driver
    - “Full licenses” will be of four classes and based on competency:
    P – Professional, Trained, Truck, Taxi Drivers
    A – The best civillian classification
    B – Intermediary civillian classification
    C – The lowest civillian classification
    - Two optional plates available for people who don’t wish to advertise their competency (or lack of):
    W – People with a vagina will be eligible for a W(oman) plate
    E – People over 60 will be eligible for an E(lederly) plate
    Conditions attached to plate classes
    A, P – Has free use of the roads, speed limits do not apply.
    B – Limited to the current speed limits and single-digit state highways.
    C – Limited to the municipal boundaries where they live.
    -Every driver must carry their own plates (similar to L plates) and affix them to the vehicle they’re driving.
    - If drivers are observed behaving in a manner below their plate, they may be shot.
    - Courier drivers must wear a a shock collar. Remote controls available for A and P holders.
    - In the first instance: red lights will trigger tyre spikes, anyone who gets spiked will be responsible for all costs involved. Later to be replaced by self-clearing wrecking ball system
    - Anyone being the “nose” in nose-to-tail accidents will be crushed.

    Medicine, Health &c
    - All drugs are legal, effective immediately.
    - Synthetic drugs will be assessed and phased out where apropriate.
    - The government will farm and refine all medicinal products insofar as possible. AND develop facilities to to synthesise the remainder.
    - Anyone may grow their own medicine.
    - Everyone incarcerated for drug offences will be eligible to apply to have their case reviewed, with a view to release.
    - “Fat” is no longer a medical problem and no help will be available for fatasses.

    Miscellany
    - jews (having the definition: lawyers, bankers, investment brokers and anyone who profits from usury, debt &c) may be hunted for sport from July through June. Hunting permits available from DOC.
    - Currency and debt based economoney to be phased out.
    - "crown" government structure to be phased out.

    Law and Order
    - “Castle law” will be implemented – anyone thieving may be shot by anyone.

    Public Service Roles
    - Politicians will be on minimum wage, their families lose all "benefits" - this should incentivise them to make decisions for the benefit of everyone and remove it as a viable career for jew cunts who want to funnel govt monies to their other private interests.
    - Police will be re-vetted with a view to getting rid of the dickheads.
    - Police will be trained to carry and use firearms.

    Education
    - The overfemisined indoctiniation/schooling system will be getting overhauled to actually educate.

    Environment
    - Aerial dispersion of Sodium monofluroacetate ("1080") will be banned immediately.
    - Commercial fishing quotas revoked.
    - "One way door" system on domestic rubbish. Kerbside collection to cease. if you bring it on to your property you have to dispose of it there, or arrange to get it to a tip.
    - Dumped rubbish will be recovered and sent back to it's domestic source, at their cost. Anyone caught dumping rubbish will be shot.
    We don't need anymore chinese plastic shit in our landfills.
    - De-centralise services. Water collection, electricity generation etc to be incorporated into all new builds and retro-fitted to existing - will minimise infrastructure wear/loading; provide better redundancy and faster, higher resolution recovery in case of failures;

    Climate change
    - It has, it does, it will. Evolve or die.
    - It is expected with less drivers on the road, and less need for trucks, measurable impact will be made
    - Lightweight and more environmentally friendly alternatives to cement to be developed.

    Womens Rights, Maori Rights, Immigrants Rights, blahblahblah
    - All separatist bullshit and not to be encouraged. there will be no "quotas" for employing women, darkies, wallahs etc
    A vagina is not a qualification, nor is your melanin content.
    - Te Tiriti is a contract between "the crown" (a fictitious entity registered on the us securities exchange - nothing to do with liz) and "maori" (that meet a certain percentage blood quotient or can rattle off a convincing sounding whakapapa) so they can wank on about it as much as they like.
    it's nothing to do with me, and the previous settlements haven't achieved anything for te tangata, only the old jewmatua.
    - White folk will, however, be provided a one way ticket to england if they promise to never ever come back.

    WINZ
    - will be phased out.
    - electricity is not a right, you can do laundry in a bucket, you don't need sky TV and you can light a candle if you want to stay up after dark.
    - much aligned with george carlin's thinking - "tiny house" modules will be dropped on golf courses and turned into slums/social housing.
    - "work for benefit" schema will be introduced immediately, and probably to do a lot of the jobs local council pays for.
    - having a vagina is not a qualification, having kids if you can't afford it will result in both parties (where known, otherwise only the mother) being neutered.

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    and you repeatedly call Cassina a fuckwit.

    Usual pointless drivel.

    Don't forget to leave red rep....adds to your awesomeness.
    DeMyer's Laws - an argument that consists primarily of rambling quotes isn't worth bothering with.

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    I tried

    But wouldnt accept my drivel, I am now Paranoid that they are out to get me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    Obviously, you should vote akzle just because. But I thought i'd get a bit more formal on it. Will update as I think of it.

    Transport and Licensing
    - All driver licenses are null and void effective immediately. (Everyone must re-sit under new framework)
    - Motorcyclists are exempt from all traffic legislation.
    - The penalty for most traffic infrigngements will be having the car crushed, regardless of the registered person.
    - Driver licensing will be done in two stages, not three :- Learner; Driver
    - “Full licenses” will be of four classes and based on competency:
    P – Professional, Trained, Truck, Taxi Drivers
    A – The best civillian classification
    B – Intermediary civillian classification
    C – The lowest civillian classification
    - Two optional plates available for people who don’t wish to advertise their competency (or lack of):
    W – People with a vagina will be eligible for a W(oman) plate
    E – People over 60 will be eligible for an E(lederly) plate
    Conditions attached to plate classes
    A, P – Has free use of the roads, speed limits do not apply.
    B – Limited to the current speed limits and single-digit state highways.
    C – Limited to the municipal boundaries where they live.
    -Every driver must carry their own plates (similar to L plates) and affix them to the vehicle they’re driving.
    - If drivers are observed behaving in a manner below their plate, they may be shot.
    - Courier drivers must wear a a shock collar. Remote controls available for A and P holders.
    - In the first instance: red lights will trigger tyre spikes, anyone who gets spiked will be responsible for all costs involved.
    - Anyone being the “nose” in nose-to-tail accidents will be crushed.

    Medicine, Health &c
    - All drugs are legal, effective immediately.
    - Synthetic drugs will be assessed and phased out where apropriate.
    - The government will farm and refine all medicinal products insofar as possible.
    - Anyone may grow their own medicine.
    - Everyone incarcerated for drug offences will be eligible to apply to have their case reviewed, with a view to release.
    - “Fat” is no longer a medical problem and no help will be available for fatasses.

    Miscellany
    - jews (having the definition: lawyers, bankers, investment brokers and anyone who profits from usury, debt &c) may be hunted for sport from July through June. Hunting permits available from DOC.

    Law and Order
    - “Castle law” will be implemented – anyone thieving may be shot by anyone.
    - Police will be re-vetted with a view to getting rid of the dickheads.
    - Police will be trained to carry and use firearms.
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    You may need to reconsider the hunting period, as it is smack in Winter and most NZ Jews will be offshore at their European holiday houses sunning their arses for a month and banging the nanny or pool boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    You may need to reconsider the hunting period, as it is smack in Winter and most NZ Jews will be offshore at their European holiday houses sunning their arses for a month and banging the nanny or pool boy.
    ehh? it's 12 months of the year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    ehh? it's 12 months of the year...

    Oops - my bad - Saturday morning, brain is clearly turned off!

    To be fair I was probably distracted by the nanny bending over ..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    - “Fat” is no longer a medical problem and no help will be available for fatasses.
    just narrow the doors at mcdonalds and kfc, that should be a good start

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    just narrow the doors at mcdonalds and kfc, that should be a good start
    shit fast food will be banned.

    any that remain will be limited to 1km of bars and clubs and only open during hours of darkness.

    and there will be a cattle crush and scales to walk over to get in, with a big led readout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Oops - my bad - Saturday morning, brain is clearly turned off!

    To be fair I was probably distracted by the nanny bending over ..........
    Pics please

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    They maybe:

    At their holiday home, and maybe banging the Nanny:

    But I doubt the pool boy:

    Those from across their homeland boarder! would be banging the pool boy, the goat, sheep, dog,camel:

    Hunting season for 12 months of the year with a bounty on, CEOs, Mullahs, Goat and Sheep shaggers, (Aussies included), UN leaders, Bankers & Economists, Politicians, Rapists, and Child Molesters, OPEC leaders, All LGBTs, Homos, and a prize for Hillarious Clindon.

    All people when reaching age 60, go to "A Festive Carousel Celebration" where they are Gassed to music, and their bodies processed to Soylent Pills, and feed to the worlds population as a Vitamin/mineral.

    All normal people should be trained in the use of "Barrett 50's".

    Rainbow/ Fucking "hero" parade s banned:

    A yearly "Normal Heterosexual parade, in every city of the world:

    All first motorcycles should be free, and a life time of free fuel.

    All people with motorcycles at age 60, get free zimmer frames and are exempt from carousel.

    All those like "Cass---", meet Stiglets, and his base ball bat.
















    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    You may need to reconsider the hunting period, as it is smack in Winter and most NZ Jews will be offshore at their European holiday houses sunning their arses for a month and banging the nanny or pool boy.
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crack View Post
    At their holiday home, and maybe banging the Nanny:

    But I doubt the pool boy:

    I was trying to be on trend as they say and cater for all genders and sexual preferences. I'm struggling with this modern world that ignores the way genetic bits were designed.

    Have you noticed the engineering world still refers to parts as 'male or female' fittings. Just you wait until this is stopped by the tree-huggers.

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    - Politicians will be on minimum wage, their families lose all "benefits" - this should incentivise them to make decisions for the benefit of everyone and remove it as a viable career for jew cunts who want to funnel govt monies to their other private interests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I was trying to be on trend as they say and cater for all genders and sexual preferences. I'm struggling with this modern world that ignores the way genetic bits were designed.

    Have you noticed the engineering world still refers to parts as 'male or female' fittings. Just you wait until this is stopped by the tree-huggers.
    ahem. i sexually identify as a helisexual.

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    Engineering:

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I was trying to be on trend as they say and cater for all genders and sexual preferences. I'm struggling with this modern world that ignores the way genetic bits were designed.

    Have you noticed the engineering world still refers to parts as 'male or female' fittings. Just you wait until this is stopped by the tree-huggers.
    Male/Female fitting's, am quite partial to female fittings!

    Modern engineers have yet to make a Transgender fitting! but they do make Bi;fittings.

    Scientific engineers, making Synthetic eggs, still need male jam.

    Sth Africa, males get caught by a group of woman, then raped (wanked by women) for their sperm which they sell!

    The world is fucked mate, none of us is getting out alive:

    The liberal pendulum has swung way out and is not in sight of returning in my life time.

    Woman/ She he's/ Gays, rule and are increasing in numbers in the likes of the UN which has been a queer institution for years anyway:

    kids borne with lost gender identities, the upcoming career in demand for the future, Psychologists and Shrinks, there is going to be alot of really fucked up people spawning and sharing our air..
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    - “Full licenses” will be of four classes and based on competency:
    P – Professional, Taxi Drivers

    - Failure to keep left
    That class of driver isn't "professional" because of your last line.


    Suggest: anyone who is currently, or who has ever previously, spread 1080 poison by air-drop method, be made to eat it to prove it isn't harmful to the environment.

    Suggest: Open season on money "lenders" who prey on the less fortunate to get them into greater debt.

    Suggest: Complete banning of pokey machines. A plague on society which needds to be removed entirely.
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