A man getting along
in years,finds that he
is unable to perform
sexually.He finally
goes to his doctor
who tries a few
things,but nothing
seems to work.
Finally as a last hope,
the doctor refers him
to an African
medicine man.The
medicine man says,"I
can cure this" with
that said,he throws a
white powder into a
flame,and there is a
flash with billowing
blue smoke.Then he
says,"This is
powerful healing but
you can only use it
once a year.All you
have to do is say
"123" and it shall
rise for as long as you
wish." The man then
asks,"What happens
when it's over,and I
don't want to
continue?" The
medicine man replies,
"When your partner
can take no more sex
and is completely
raddled,all she has to
say is "1234" and it
will then go down.
"But be warned,the
pork sword will not
rise again for another
year,." The old gent
rushes home,anxious
to try out his new
powers.That night he
showers,shaves and
smothers himself in
aftershave.He slides
into bed,cuddles up
to his wife,says
"123" and suddenly
he has the most
gigantic stiffie ever,
just as the medicine
man promised.His
wife turns over and
asks,"What did you
say "123" for?"