Career Change For Me

[Oakie]

Just had my first setback.

My new campaign "Don't Drive Like A Dick" hasn't passed the internal controls.

Might have to change it to "Don't Drive Like A Dickhead".

Should have started out with 'Don't drive like a cu*t' and then when they screamed, backed off to 'Dont drive like a dick'. Might have got it in then. Political correctness ... getting in the way of good shit since for ever. Battle on good sir.

[AllanB]

Just had my first setback.

My new campaign "Don't Drive Like A Dick" hasn't passed the internal controls.

Might have to change it to "Don't Drive Like A Dickhead".

Or Cock - Selwyn is rural so we will appreciate the chicken reference.

[Grumph]

I'm split on this - the most accurate slogan would be "don't drive like a local "

But the most popular amongst the Councillors would be "don't drive like a townie"

[HenryDorsetCase]

Should have started out with 'Don't drive like a cu*t' and then when they screamed, backed off to 'Dont drive like a dick'. Might have got it in then. Political correctness ... getting in the way of good shit since for ever. Battle on good sir.

No no no. You must have gender neutral pronouns.

"Don't drive like a fuckwit" - there's your banner headline.

[rambaldi]

No no no. You must have gender neutral pronouns.

"Don't drive like a fuckwit" - there's your banner headline.

And your opening gambit is "Don't drive like you fuck" before backing down to your suggestion?

[GazzaH]

All too negative.

How 'bout "Drive like a legend" or "Drive to survive" or "Drive to the conditions".

Oh, hang on. My lameness meter just hit the end-stop.

[Ocean1]

You lot have fucking short memories if you think any slogan pointing fingers at local driving characteristics is going to have any effect whatsoever.

Just tell it like it is: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU RETARDED CUNTS.

Think I'll get me some bumper stickers made up.

[Grumph]

You lot have fucking short memories if you think any slogan pointing fingers at local driving characteristics is going to have any effect whatsoever.

Just tell it like it is: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU RETARDED CUNTS.

Think I'll get me some bumper stickers made up.

Get it laser cut in stainless for fitting to bull bars....

[Ocean1]

Get it laser cut in stainless for fitting to bull bars....

I once made some 12g powered emergency ground anchors for a client. I was *this close* to fitting a modified pair under the front of my 4WD Hiace.

[jellywrestler]

No no no. You must have gender neutral pronouns.

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if i had ten dollars for every gender there is nowadays i'd have $20 and a whole lot of fake money....

[caspernz]

You lot have fucking short memories if you think any slogan pointing fingers at local driving characteristics is going to have any effect whatsoever.

Just tell it like it is: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU RETARDED CUNTS.

Think I'll get me some bumper stickers made up.

The words "Get on with it, or get out of the way" come to mind whenever I encounter someone doing 20 clicks under in lane 2 or 3. But oh well, 20 mm Gatling ammo is expensive, not to mention illegal

[AllanB]

if i had ten dollars for every gender there is nowadays i'd have $20 and a whole lot of fake money....

Nah man my kids learnt this shit at High School - can't remember how many - way too many, there is even a non gender identifying gender apparently. I told them this this was bi-sexual, but apparently not. Bi like both sexes - this non gender person(s) just do not identify with either gender (male, female) and generally have no sexual interests.

Which I though odd, as surely one only has to pull down ones pants to at least consider what is between ones legs as a base gender. What one then decides to do with the discovered part may well define them in some gender manner.

But I am 53, apparently going the same way as the dinosaurs...

And as a side question - seriously is half the Labour part gay?

[Jeeper]

Just had my first setback.

My new campaign "Don't Drive Like A Dick" hasn't passed the internal controls.

Might have to change it to "Don't Drive Like A Dickhead".

You can always name your character Richard Cranium and tell people to not do what he does..

[Ocean1]

And as a side question - seriously is half the Labour part gay?

Well they're certainly all queer, to a man.

[awayatc]

Well they're certainly all queer, to a man.

Do they man up to it though?