The Diddy men will miss him.

A few typical Doddy jokes, he once performed 1'500 one liners in 3.5 hours...

​“The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic both lost.”

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome - it started off badly but by the end I really liked it."

"I have kleptomania - when it gets bad I take something for it."

"We have a Frenchman that makes his own gravy - the Count of Monte Bisto."

"How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows - it’s never been done before."

"Honolulu’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother."

"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her."

"Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."

"Love makes the world go round, or it does if you are a man over 50."

"So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut."

"Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day."

"It's ten years since I went out of my mind. I'd never go back."

"Fifty-five years in show business, ladies and gentlemen. That's a hell of a long time to wait for a laugh."

Ok, I'm nostalgic. He made a lot of people laugh, bless him.