The Diddy men will miss him.
A few typical Doddy jokes, he once performed 1'500 one liners in 3.5 hours...
“The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic both lost.”
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome - it started off badly but by the end I really liked it."
"I have kleptomania - when it gets bad I take something for it."
"We have a Frenchman that makes his own gravy - the Count of Monte Bisto."
"How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows - it’s never been done before."
"Honolulu’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother."
"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her."
"Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."
"Love makes the world go round, or it does if you are a man over 50."
"So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut."
"Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day."
"It's ten years since I went out of my mind. I'd never go back."
"Fifty-five years in show business, ladies and gentlemen. That's a hell of a long time to wait for a laugh."
Ok, I'm nostalgic. He made a lot of people laugh, bless him.
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