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  1. 23rd April 2018, 12:46 #1
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    If God exists, he is developing a sense of Irony...

    http://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/nation...dg4K&ocid=iehp

    Brian "Homosexuals will burn in Hell" Tamaki...
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    ahem.

    I've met god. She's black.




    but, probably more historically important (from the bottom of OP's link)

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    God clearly thinks he's a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    ahem.

    I've met god. She's black.
    Since when did Alanis Morissette go black?

    Any hoo, on the Life of Brian. I believe that Alanis stated in her book that those who sully her works will be smited by fire and brimstone.

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    Perhaps he was trying to get acclimatized.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    Perhaps he was trying to get acclimatized.
    According to the telly tonight, he now finds it difficult to go out in sunlight....But is off on holiday. One wonders where to ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    According to the telly tonight, he now finds it difficult to go out in sunlight....But is off on holiday. One wonders where to ?
    Here ya go.

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    Also, If Brian Tamaki is certain the Homos will burn in Hell - maybe this is a hint from the man upstairs that Brian has been looking a little too lovingly at the Alter boy....
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    Shame the cult-leader didn't catch his hair product on fire as well.

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