If God exists, he is developing a sense of Irony...

**F5 Dave** · 2nd May 2018, 20:44

Originally Posted by Voltaire

Perhaps he was trying to get acclimatized.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Voltaire again.

**cc rider** · 2nd May 2018, 20:50

Hi, I was looking for the bbq chicken thread. Am I in the right place?

**eldog** · 2nd May 2018, 21:48

Originally Posted by Akzle

... then lobest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch toward thy foe

Before then, thou shall count to 5,........
if one canst.

**sidecar bob** · 3rd May 2018, 08:24

Pulp fiction quote.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

**Akzle** · 3rd May 2018, 10:00

Originally Posted by eldog

Before then, thou shall count to 5,........
if one canst.

uh, 3 sir. no more, no less. 3 shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. four shalt thou not count, noither count thou two, excepting that you then proceed to 3.

five is right out

**TheDemonLord** · 3rd May 2018, 10:52

Originally Posted by Akzle

uh, 3 sir. no more, no less. 3 shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. four shalt thou not count, noither count thou two, excepting that you then proceed to 3.

five is right out

Once the number 3, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe.

Who, Being naughty in my sight, shall Snuff it.

Amen.

**eldog** · 3rd May 2018, 20:42

Nah, the holy trinity number is PI
more than 3, not more than 4

PI a number I have never really got to the end of.

**husaberg** · 3rd May 2018, 21:02

Originally Posted by cc rider

Hi, I was looking for the bbq chicken thread. Am I in the right place?

It was more about a bbq pig.

**Akzle** · 4th May 2018, 06:15

Originally Posted by eldog

Nah, the holy trinity number is PI
more than 3, not more than 4

PI a number I have never really got to the end of.

well now you're getting into some golden ratio shit, which can get quite esoteric, what with all the mandelbrot and fibbonachi shit, as they relate to spirals and nature and even animal behaviour

**F5 Dave** · 4th May 2018, 16:03

I hope you are not going to say those goats deserved it. We've moved on from there as a society. Meehh means Meehh.

**husaberg** · 4th May 2018, 16:14

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

I hope you are not going to say those goats deserved it. We've moved on from there as a society. Meehh means Meehh.

There is a reason they use Judas goats Dave.
They are sent in the lure out the the miscreants.

**eldog** · 4th May 2018, 16:19

Originally Posted by Akzle

well now you're getting into some golden ratio shit, which can get quite esoteric, what with all the mandelbrot and fibbonachi shit, as they relate to spirals and nature and even animal behaviour

Goat pie golden ration

**jasonu** · 4th May 2018, 17:01

Originally Posted by eldog

Goat pie golden ration

Goat pie = coon food.

**Akzle** · 4th May 2018, 17:12

Originally Posted by jasonu

Goat pie = coon food.

normally the injuns 'round ere what go for it.
i'm not opposed, quite tasty if cooked right. found an old khosa recipe done with yoghurt andspices, then smoked. (i think the recipe called for pan-fry or sashlik-kebab.
fokken beautiful maaaate.