Coffeeholics, Who makes the best?

**Phurrball** · 17th October 2005, 08:52

I shan't comment on the quality of the coffee in London...there was very little available to actually make any assessment!

When I was in that part of the world, and Ireland, finding an espresso machine at all was about as likely as finding a needle in a continent worth of hay-stacks...

Gutting.

**jrandom** · 17th October 2005, 12:20

Originally Posted by Jim2

... I don't like Poms as a habit.

good point.

I tried wearing parsley over my head in a convent once.

bad idea.

perhaps I shouldn't have done it on Friday.

**sAsLEX** · 17th October 2005, 16:16

Originally Posted by SARGE

hell man .. i used to boil coffee beans in my old steel pot helmet..

i like my steel cups better!

**parsley** · 17th October 2005, 17:38

Originally Posted by Fish

I tried wearing parsley over my head in a convent once.

That's not a bad habit, it's a wimple. Daft cow.

**jrandom** · 17th October 2005, 18:32

Originally Posted by parsley

That's not a bad habit, it's a wimple. Daft cow.

wimples are a subset of habits. patronising pom.

**SARGE** · 17th October 2005, 18:36

Originally Posted by Fish

wimples are a subset of habits. patronising pom.

wtf is a widget then??

im so confused

i hate this moch-latte-chino shit .. i realy do... screw the cafe culture and gimme a hot cuppa joe and a cigar

**SARGE** · 17th October 2005, 18:40

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

i like my steel cups better!

right on!!! old school.. got one just like it

nuttin like that AL-U-MIN-UM flavOR first thing in the AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish
wimples are a subset of habits. patronising pom.

wtf is a widget then??

im so confused

i hate this moch-latte-chino shit .. i realy do... screw the cafe culture and gimme a hot cuppa joe and a cigar folks..)

here's how i like mine.......64 ounces of black gold (thats 1.9 litres .. i can do 3 of these..*twitch*

**parsley** · 17th October 2005, 20:04

Originally Posted by Fish

wimples are a subset of habits. patronising pom.

Horsecrap. Wimples are headwear, habits are clothing. Or do you normally wear your helmet on your arse?

**jrandom** · 18th October 2005, 08:38

Originally Posted by parsley

Horsecrap. Wimples are headwear, habits are clothing.

headwear is clothing.

consider yourself threatened with use of the OED here. I'm game.

Originally Posted by parsley

Or do you normally wear your helmet on your arse?

well, I would, if it were more worth protecting than my face.

actually, come to think of it...

**vifferman** · 18th October 2005, 08:47

I know one thing - the troll inside our new "coffee" machine at work doesn't!!
Blardy hell (perhaps that's where it originated) - it has what looks like beans in the hopper at the top, but that's just to fool you. It's actually plumbed into a factory somewhere, and dispensing their industrial waste. Even the "milk" appears to be some strange, white, non-dairy concoction. Probably a fair amount of detergent in it.
It appears to give me the same sort of dull ache in my temples that coffee does though, but none of the other symptoms...

EDIT:
Phark!!
I wish I hadn't drunk that!

**:rofl:** · 18th October 2005, 08:49

none of those options work
I make the best coffee on venus

**SARGE** · 18th October 2005, 11:01

Originally Posted by :rofl:

none of those options work
I make the best coffee on venus

apparently, the Venusian Coffee has a few hallucinigenic properties

i'll have a double with beebleblax milk please

**:rofl:** · 18th October 2005, 11:03

Originally Posted by SARGE

apparently, the Venusian Coffee has a few hallucinigenic properties

i'll have a double with beebleblax milk please

Its true its true. I can UPS it to you but it will likely be cold by the time it gets to you, best use the New Zealand postal service, PM me your address and I'll get one out to you.

Cheers

**cruzer** · 18th October 2005, 11:05

Originally Posted by Blackadda

Then WHO?

ZEKES

www.zekes.co.nz

**Phurrball** · 18th October 2005, 12:05

Originally Posted by SARGE

wtf is a widget then??

Is that not the thing that puts the creamy head on the Guinness in cans?

Originally Posted by SARGE

here's how i like mine.......64 ounces of black gold (thats 1.9 litres .. i can do 3 of these..*twitch*

That coffee cup is sick Sarge!

I won't be dusting off the demitasse if I'm ever making you a brew then eh? I'll just do you a sextuple extraction into a small saucepan...steel of course...