I AM SO HUNGRY!!!

**SARGE** · 12th October 2005, 22:54

ok.. just to let you know.. i am on a *GASP* DIET
too many donuts.. to many Mac Attacks.. too much piss and i was up to 110 kg.. not pretty ...

as of today.. a week on the "diet" and i am at 106.5.. shooting for about the 90 kg mark by xmas

wish me luck..

word of advice...if you come into Colemans.. dont have food spilled on your shirt for the next few weeks..im still to big to stop in full charge

ps.. THOSE MEAL REPLACEMENT SHAKES SUCK!!! cant they make something that tastes like a jelly donut???

**John** · 12th October 2005, 22:55

You could eat me i am 60ish, I am tender and juicey.

**justsomeguy** · 12th October 2005, 23:03

Bloody hell marine. Have you become so old you forgot your basic PT??

Start with the one mile run...........

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th October 2005, 23:03

I'm hungry.......let's get a taco

-Indy

**justsomeguy** · 12th October 2005, 23:05

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

I'm hungry.......let's get a taco

-Indy

They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever.

**John** · 12th October 2005, 23:07

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever.

I just had a poo.

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th October 2005, 23:10

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever.

You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next; Watch her shut the f*ck up

-Indy

**justsomeguy** · 12th October 2005, 23:10

Originally Posted by John

I just had a poo.

Wrong line.

Pick one:

FREDDY
What happens if the manager won't give up the diamonds?

MR. WHITE
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the
ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a
customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your
gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he
falls down, screaming, blood squirts out of his nose. Freaks everybody out.
Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya.
But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her
shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The
managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin' you static, he
probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-
a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something he won't tell you, cut off one of
his fingers. The little one. Then tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll
tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. - [Pause] - I'm hungry, let's get a taco.

**SARGE** · 12th October 2005, 23:12

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Bloody hell marine. Have you become so old you forgot your basic PT??

Start with the one mile run...........

no way man... i just work 9 friggin days a week and try to be a single dad and still have time to go for a blat.

i have totally given up on any type of social life..just dont want them to have to take a chainsaw to my wall to get my carcass out of the bedroom. if i catch it now, i wont have to be buried in a shipping container

note that i am not "fat".. still solid as a rock, ... just a bit hanging around midship

as far as running.. lets just say that if i was being chased by a pack of rotties.. i would take my chances with them over the run....

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th October 2005, 23:14

Nice guy eddie (chris penn) could use a diet lol

"If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it f*cking so!"

.....sorry sarge, I think we've hijacked it

-Indy

**SARGE** · 12th October 2005, 23:17

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

.....sorry sarge, I think we've hijacked it

-Indy

no prob Indy.. i'd normally threaten to eat you but i think all the glitter hair gel would fuck my intestines

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th October 2005, 23:18

Originally Posted by SARGE

no prob Indy.. i'd normally threaten to eat you but i think all the glitter hair gel would fuck my intestines

yay!

I can help you too sarge, I'm sending the wolf...

-Indy

**SARGE** · 12th October 2005, 23:20

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

yay!

I can help you too sarge, I'm sending the wolf...

-Indy

make sure he's covered in hot sauce

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th October 2005, 23:22

Originally Posted by SARGE

make sure he's covered in hot sauce

no, but I am...

AHHHHHH SUGAR, DO DODO DO DO DO DO AHHHHH HONEY HONEY.....

-Indy

**sAsLEX** · 12th October 2005, 23:23

Originally Posted by SARGE

note that i am not "fat".. still solid as a rock, ... just a bit hanging around midship

as far as running.. lets just say that if i was being chased by a pack of rotties.. i would take my chances with them over the run....

try something else like squash cant run far in squash plus it dont take too long and your knackered