I AM SO HUNGRY!!!

[Gremlin]

So are you lying awake fantasising about them all fantasising about you??

Just for the record, I'm not. But I haven't met you yet

[SARGE]

true. I really need to lay off the girlie magazines.

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i read girly mags...



interesting article in Hustler this month...

[SARGE]

So are you lying awake fantasising about them all fantasising about you??

Just for the record, I'm not. But I haven't met you yet

no way man.. just cant sleep cuz normally at this time of morning i woulda been already in a JD induced coma but now that im off i cant bloody sleep

[Back Fire]

So are you lying awake fantasising about them all fantasising about you??

Just for the record, I'm not. But I haven't met you yet

trust me... your not missing anything...

[SARGE]

trust me... your not missing anything...

oooo.. how much did you want to pay for the Gix 6 ?

[SARGE]

105.2 this morning .. so far so good.....

[SixPackBack]

105.2 this morning .. so far so good.....

Sounds like booze makes up part of your diet.........red wine is about the most slimming alchol you can get, good for your heart as well.
I ditched beer for red wine and lost 7kg without changing anything else!

[SARGE]

Sounds like booze makes up part of your diet.........red wine is about the most slimming alchol you can get, good for your heart as well.
I ditched beer for red wine and lost 7kg without changing anything else!

booze makes up 60%..cigars make up 10% and donuts are the rest

[SlowHand]

mmm cigars. You doing any sprinting? That's ment to speed up ur metabolism. I hate running, I do as little as poss, but Im dying in the surf, so I try and do 10second sprints about 10times. by the 10th time I cover about 3metres in 10seconds.

Don't run to get your ciggies though (2km!!!), you might die....

[SARGE]

mmm cigars. You doing any sprinting? That's ment to speed up ur metabolism. I hate running, I do as little as poss, but Im dying in the surf, so I try and do 10second sprints about 10times. by the 10th time I cover about 3metres in 10seconds.

Don't run to get your ciggies though (2km!!!), you might die....

i tried sprinting last week...



Auckland Uni's Seismic department called me and asked me to stop....

every summer .. i piss the Piha Surf Rescue folks off real bad...i am a VERY strong swimmer( google USMC 0321 and find out why... ) and before i put on my hibernation weight.. i would look for a rip and get right in the middle of it ..they come out in thier little boats looking all panicked....


FUCK OFF.. IM FINE!!!

[Back Fire]

Have you tried walking around the Waitak ranges? great exercise walking in the hills and a fun ride getting there.

heh... no insult this time

[SlowHand]

f00l you fell for my prank call!

Lifeguards are like that, we used to surf/b-board all year, then the lifeguard season comes around and they start telling us to stay within the flags.
Personally, I think they just like riding the boats. I dont complain when a hottie's asking tho! Im yet to fake a drowning for a resusitation

[SARGE]

Have you tried walking around the Waitak ranges? great exercise walking in the hills and a fun ride getting there.

heh... no insult this time

congrats on the new Gixer bro..

[Back Fire]

congrats on the new Gixer bro..

hell yea, GG on the price to!! When I'm all running on it your going to have to show me some fun rides

[SARGE]

f00l you fell for my prank call!

Lifeguards are like that, we used to surf/b-board all year, then the lifeguard season comes around and they start telling us to stay within the flags.
Personally, I think they just like riding the boats. I dont complain when a hottie's asking tho! Im yet to fake a drowning for a resusitation

yea .. i always get the zit-factory 19 year old boys or the "sensible shoes, i couldnt be a cheerleader, so i'll be a lifeguard" homley girls tryin to drag my ass out of the water..


1/2 of them couldnt lift me on dry land..