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    Some couples do find it difficult, even impossible (without outside professional help).

    Wolf and Juliet, however, do not seem to be counted amongst that group.

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    Well done ,Mr Wolf and co- be sure to get a baby mobile with bikes and other good stuff on it to start the indoctrination early. Best wishes for a safe and easy delvivery of the package




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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Some couples do find it difficult, even impossible (without outside professional help).
    yeah.

    but they can usually _afford_the outside professional help, being as the reason they find it so difficult is that they spent all their fertile years drinking chardonnay, working late nights at the office and patting themselves on the back about their real estate investments.

    so, good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Fish, get bent you stroppy bitch
    so long as it's by Sarge, and over a pillow...

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    Thats a pretty broad generalisation you got there, Fish . . .

    I would say that there are a lot more options available (nearly all of them at far more reasonable prices too I might add) for those that find conception too easy rather than too hard.

    I for one would rather slip on a rain coat than have the missus booked in for an intimate evening with a turkey baster . . . but who knows, maybe thats your bag, baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Thats a pretty broad generalisation you got there, Fish . . .
    long years of practice, grasshopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Just came back from Medex after strayjuliet's 20-week scan and, according to the technician, we're having a girl on or around 27 February 2006.

    That is the best 3rd Wedding Anniversary present we could possibly have.

    Lot's of love to Juliet who has survived being married to me for the last three years, to our two boys ("the cubs") and to our as-yet-to-be-born daughter.

    YEEEE-FRIGGIN'_HAAAAAAAAAAA!

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    Shame your poor daugther no man will be good enough for your daugther mate and trust me your boys will enforce the no man policy on them just ask my sister!

    Congrats though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    why on earth are congratulations traditional in these circumstances?

    constructing babies isnt hard.

    in fact, its too bloody easy, particularly for the wrong people.

    its like congratulating someone on managing to take a dump in the morning. bodily function successfully completed! w00t! backslaps all round!

    ...

    at least from my impression of Wolf & Co I have a reasonable expectation that this will not be a child brought up in misery or poverty.

    which is good.
    Fish congrats with dump you took this morning
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Some couples do find it difficult, even impossible (without outside professional help).

    Wolf and Juliet, however, do not seem to be counted amongst that group.
    We have friends who have had one child and have gone though lots of fertility treatments to try to have a second - the fact they had the first was considered miraculous enough.

    Juliet and I are an extremely fertile combination, our friends are not. I also have family who have adopted children because they were unable to conceive or carry to term.

    Storm: Such early indoctrination is a given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    Shame your poor daugther no man will be good enough for your daugther mate and trust me your boys will enforce the no man policy on them just ask my sister!

    Congrats though
    I intend on properly schooling the boys in proper, ahh, information gathering procedures when vetting (or neutering) any prospective suitors...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    I intend on properly schooling the boys in proper, ahh, information gathering procedures when vetting (or neutering) any prospective suitors...
    My father refers to me and my brother as his luitenants. And my brother and I have met several young men at the front door.
    Second is the fastest loser

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    She'll break your heart Wolf and then come back and do it again, wrap you around her little finger... Well done hope all goes well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Just came back from Medex after strayjuliet's 20-week scan and, according to the technician, we're having a girl on or around 27 February 2006.

    That is the best 3rd Wedding Anniversary present we could possibly have.

    Lot's of love to Juliet who has survived being married to me for the last three years, to our two boys ("the cubs") and to our as-yet-to-be-born daughter.

    YEEEE-FRIGGIN'_HAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Yayyyyyy for you both. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Just came back from Medex after strayjuliet's 20-week scan and, according to the technician, we're having a girl on or around 27 February 2006.

    That is the best 3rd Wedding Anniversary present we could possibly have.

    Lot's of love to Juliet who has survived being married to me for the last three years, to our two boys ("the cubs") and to our as-yet-to-be-born daughter.

    YEEEE-FRIGGIN'_HAAAAAAAAAAA!

    :hbd:
    great news bud!!!
    we had our girl two months ago, and after our first one (a boy) they are quite different. All good though - enjoy!!

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    Congrats Wolf!
    Hope it all goes well and no problems.

    Fish - Congrats on the dump this morning but seriously, nobody wants to hear what you have got to say really.

    Sorry Wolf -

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