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    Redneck Dictionary

    Yes, I have got so bored I found this...
    her goes...


    asskot - "no wunder momas asskot so big"

    european - "hey dude turn the other way european on my boots"

    juicy - "hey! did juicy what i saw"

    bishop - "I was married at one time, but the bishop an’ left me!"

    innuendo - "Juicy that? A bird just flew innuendo!!"

    mitosis - "id talk but mitosis on fire"

    aorta - "aorta cut that grass down by the park"

    fascinate - "I have a button up shirt with nine buttons but I can only fascinate"

    initiate - "she ate three cheesburgers initiate a baga potata chips"

    chinese - "leave me alone im chinese boots on"

    artichoke - "that wad of chew mama put in her mouth artichoke a horse"

    mister - "Is diana her? Nope you just mister"

    poppy seed - "If poppy seed you doing that u’d b n so merch truble."

    mayonnaise - "mayonnaise alot a girls in here"

    oregon - "shut up oregon kill you"

    vitamin - "Someone’s at the door. Well, go vitamin, it’s cold out there."

    statue - "Hey Tom is statue?"

    sensuous - "Hey Baby, sensuous up, get me a beer will ya?"

    harassment - "harassment nothing to me i swear"

    sarah - "sarah beer in the fridge? I’m thirsty"

    german - "The doctor found a German my blood."


    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    get ur self a job, or a hooker.... you need stimulation!
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    get ur self a job, or a hooker.... you need stimulation!
    I agree fully...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza

    mayonnaise - "mayonnaise alot a girls in here"
    If I get arrested for doing what you said, you are in shit!
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    If I get arrested for doing what you said, you are in shit!
    I dare you...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Hmm, nah I don't think I'll be taking the bait on this one.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Hmm, nah I don't think I'll be taking the bait on this one.
    You're learning well.

    You seem to be fairly literate, so be glad.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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