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    Smile Caption contest 051012

    The last one before The Holiday.

    You all know the rules. Now go for it!

    Rep awarded to the winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    The last one before The Holiday.
    CHEESE CHEESE ELDERBERRY WIGGLY RAH RAH RABBIT MONKEY IN MY EAR SAYS "no"

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    And you're burning up the quarter mile.
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    1. Eggs are done

    2. I told ya mate, I'm on fire!

    3. How much more ya reckon I can light up eh?

    4. Just about hot enough to re-shape...

    5. Who thought it was funny to steal buggy's paint??

    6. Who thought it was funny to steal buggy's paint?? Look at this face, I ain't laughing.

    7. So, do I go with this, or the blue I just showed you?
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    ...So I told the geezer in the shop that I wanted a really hot exhaust sytem...
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    Damn potatoes in the exhaust.
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    So I sittin at tha tlaflic rites, wiv ma neons on, an dis coppa cams up an say "yo can hav.." AN IM LIKE F**** OFF!!!

    btw - lol @ Gremlin

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    Always warm your bike up first...



    If that fcukin photographer says "just one more shot" one more time I'm going to smack him.



    Should be able to light my smoke now.

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    Asian Biker Barbequed Steak

    1. In a medium bowl, whisk together chili sauce, fish sauce, sesame oil, ginger, and garlic. Set aside a few tablespoons of the mixture for brushing the steaks during grilling. Score flank steak and place in a shallow dish. Pour remaining marinade over the steak, and turn to coat. Cover, and marinate in the refrigerator at least 3 hours.

    2. Preheat an exhaust header grill for high heat.

    3. Lightly brush the radiator surface with oil. Grill steak 5 minutes per side, or to desired doneness, brushing frequently with the reserved marinade mixture.

    4. Serve with two slices of bread and beer.

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    Ooo, Im glad this is a rental.
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    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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    1. Just 'Another' Suzuki 'Gimmick' to help them sell bikes!

    2. When the producers of the latest 'Bond' film discarded tradition to use a suzuki, most agreed, it was only a matter of time before a missle would get stuck in the exhaust.

    3. Umm,,, maybe Now would be a good time to Step Back!!!

    4. The LTSA was not amused when reports were confirmed, of Suzuki's use of Thermo Nuclear Reactors powering their bikes. (& yet they still counldn't win a GP!)

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    Biker: "Man I'm glad I don't have an undertail exhaust system!"

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    errr dude.. the afterburner goes at the OTHER end of the pipe

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