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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    My whinge is about these wankstains on Te News, demanding "fix the roads".
    I was watching the item entirely unaffected until Simon Bridges started criticising the government for the state of the road. The road didn't suddenly deteriorate this year. Politicians piss me off.

    Also I agree with Swoop's comments about the skill level of the road users being the real problem. That's what I was thinking as I watched the item - until Bridges rudely interrupted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Poxy motel room in Hastings. The cunting toilet seat keeps putting itself down about half an hour after taking a piss. First time it happened I thought Hemi was jumping through the window. I think I'll just piss with the seat down.
    A worthy whinge. All heil you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    My whinge is about these wankstains on Te News, demanding "fix the roads".
    The road is fine, in fact it is entirely fit for purpose (a surface that you can drive a vehicle on - sealed or un-sealed). The problem lays with the operators of aforementioned vehicles! One of these muppets stated "I was in a head-on crash" which meant either the other driver, or her, crossed the cunting centerline and caused the crash... NOT the road.



    Well our "national anthem" needs to go, simply because it's shit. About as exciting and motivating as a rectal examination being given by a novice with cold metal instruments.

    Otherwise we shall revert to the genuine anthem of NZ, Th' Dudes: Bliss.
    Yay lets celebrate binge drinking and violence! Fuck that its an awful song and not to be encouraged.

    I nominate coal miners song by the gordons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    I was watching the item entirely unaffected until Simon Bridges started criticising the government for the state of the road. The road didn't suddenly deteriorate this year. Politicians piss me off.

    Also I agree with Swoop's comments about the skill level of the road users being the real problem. That's what I was thinking as I watched the item - until Bridges rudely interrupted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    A worthy whinge. All heil you.
    I'm on a roll this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Yay lets celebrate binge drinking and violence! Fuck that its an awful song and not to be encouraged.

    I nominate coal miners song by the gordons.
    Agreed, a less than ideal message, but the music has "oomph" and power. Those are a couple of the things missing in our current "national dirge" (written by an Aussie...).
    Even the French & Americans have a "peppier" tune.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Even the French & Americans have a "peppier" tune.
    The French anthem is the standard by which all others are judged, #1 on the anthem chart?

    The American anthem has it's own problems though, the third verse contains the words:

    No refuge could save the hireling and slave
    From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave

    Unsurprisingly perhaps, some people find that passage offensive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Agreed, a less than ideal message, but the music has "oomph" and power. Those are a couple of the things missing in our current "national dirge" (written by an Aussie...).
    Even the French & Americans have a "peppier" tune.
    Bit of a theme with them. Don't want to mess with Mexicans.

    French one:

    Let's go children of the fatherland,
    The day of glory has arrived!
    Against us tyranny's
    Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
    In the countryside, do you hear
    The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
    They come right to our arms
    To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!
    US one:
    ''War, war without quarter to any who dare
    to tarnish the coats of arms of the country!
    War, war! Let the national banners
    be soaked in waves of blood.''

    ''O, Fatherland, ere your children, defenseless
    bend their neck beneath the yoke,
    may your fields be watered with blood,
    may their foot be printed in blood.''
    Mexican one:
    ''War, war without quarter to any who dare
    to tarnish the coats of arms of the country!
    War, war! Let the national banners
    be soaked in waves of blood.''

    ''O, Fatherland, ere your children, defenseless
    bend their neck beneath the yoke,
    may your fields be watered with blood,
    may their foot be printed in blood.''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Poxy motel room in Hastings. The cunting toilet seat keeps putting itself down about half an hour after taking a piss. First time it happened I thought Hemi was jumping through the window. I think I'll just piss with the seat down.
    I stayed the night in Hastings a couple of months ago. Won't ever do that again. Bought KFC for dinner and got 3 drumsticks and 2 wings. WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaferRides View Post
    I stayed the night in Hastings a couple of months ago. Won't ever do that again. Bought KFC for dinner and got 3 drumsticks and 2 wings. WTF?
    one of those mutant fuckers they breed out near the old nuclear power plant.
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    Nah, it's the municipal water, "processed" for our benefit.

    I assume it has been passed by the council.

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    I'm going to whinge about people who don't like Bliss. Fucking classic song.

    Jeepers next you'll be hating on Ol' George's version of One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

    Or Chumbawamba's brilliant I get Knocked Down (Bill English liked it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I'm going to whinge about people who don't like Bliss. Fucking classic song.
    Forget about it and get yourself another one to call fucking classic

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    125 years since women won the right to vote?
    So how does that work? Surely men voted to give this right to women, but we wont see any mention
    of these progressive thinking males mentioned in the current celebrations will we
    Political Correctness, the chief weapon of whiney arse bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    125 years since women won the right to vote?
    So how does that work? Surely men voted to give this right to women, but we wont see any mention
    of these progressive thinking males mentioned in the current celebrations will we
    Pmsl. Love your logic can't wait to mention it to my wife when she gets home.

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