10: "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

9: "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."

8: "I've got something you can hang a wreath on"

7: "One hour with me,honey ,and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"

6: "Buy you Zima?"

5: "That is a candy cane in my pocket,and I am glad to see you."

4: "Uh--Yeah ,that's right,I'm Kenny Rdgers."

3: "I got your stocking stuffer right here,Shirely!"

2: "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat bearded cowboy of love!"

1: "I've got an elf in my pants!"