Chanukah song part 1

"Ok ok this is a song that uh,
there's a lot of Christmas songs
out there
and uh not to many Hanukah
songs so uh I wrote a song for
all those
nice little Jewish kids who
don't get to hear any Hanukah

Put on your Yamakah,
here comes Hanukah,
so much funnukah to celebrate
Hanukah is
the feastival of lights,
instead of one day of presents
we have eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid
in town,
Without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are
just like you and me!

David Lee Roth,
lights the Menorah,
so do James Komkirk Dougalas
and the late Diana Shora
Guess who eats together at the
Carnagi Deli,
Bosher from Shanana and
Arthur Fonza Reli!

Pualaman half jewish,
Goldi Hans too,
Put them together what a
FINE lookin jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls
or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dradle
with captain Kirk and Mr
( both jewish )

Put on your Yarmakah
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle
celebrate Hanukah!

O.J Simpson
but guess who is?
Hall O famer Rod Karou!

We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater

Some people think
Ebaniser Scrooge is,
well he's not but guess who is?
all three stooges!!!

So many Jews are rich o' biz,
Tom Cruise isn't,
bit I heard his agent is!

Tell your friend Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!,
Oh don't forget a harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
so drink your gin and tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanica!
if you really really wannukah,
have a happy happy happy

chanukah song part 2

Put on your Yamaka
Its time to Chanukah
so much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of
Instead of one day of presents
we got eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid
in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who
are Jewish
Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Mainschewitz wine,
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph
Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and recieves
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca salt and
all three Beastie Boys

Lennt Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch
is Jewish
And Yes her boobs are real

Put on that Yarmuka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time ocsar winning Dustin
celebrates Chanukah

O.J Simpson
still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for
Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is
'cause we're preety good in the

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger
I'm talkin' about Mr.Happy

So many Jews are in the show
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-Amanaka
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on Phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy
happy Chanukah!

( By Adam Sandler )