Top Reasons Why Santa
Must Be A Woman
Think about it...Christmas
is not only warm,fuzzy
and nurturing-but it
involes lots of planning
and organization-which
means a woman has to be
in charge of it! Here are
some other reasons why
Santa can't possibly be a
man:
7: Men can't pack a bag.
6: Men would rather be
dead than caught
wearing red vevet.
5: Men don't answer their
mail.
4: Men would refuse to
allow their belly to be
described as a "bowful
of jelly."
3: Men aren't interested in
stockings unless
somebody's wearing
them.
2: Having to do the "Ho
Ho Ho" thing would
seriously inhibit their
ability to pick
up women.
1: Being responsible for
Christmas would require
a commintment.
So thanks ladies for putting
the "Merry" in Christmas,
we guys actually do
appreciate it!!!!
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