15 More Reasons Santa Must Be A Woman

15: Santa *remembers* its
Christmas. "Nuf said."

14: Reads children's letters in
office instead of in bedroom.

13: Never explains what
exactly you did to deserve
that coal in your stocking-if
you have to ask,maybe that's
the problem.

12: Employs little people in a
sweatshop and co-hosts TV
talk show,"Regis and Santa
Lee.

11: Despite the closet full of
red coats with big black belts,
*still* insists she has nothing
to wear on Christmas Eve.

10: "Mrs.Claus," wears work
boots,has a crew cut,and
drives a 68 El Camaro.

9: A man simply would not
care if you were naughty or
nice.

8: Actually seems to shake like
TWO bowls full of jelly.

7: Bowl full of jelly my arse,
It's water retention.

6: Constantly whinning about
equality until it's time to clean
out the reindeer stalls.

5: Matching shoes and belt?
Only a woman would
acessorize a pantsuit like that!

4: No guy would ever name his
animals Dancer and Prancer.

3: Santa never,ever observed
peeing off rooftops.

2: The North Pole
Blockbuster's been out of "The
Horse whisperer" for weeks.

1: With the way they build,
chimneys these days you'd
*have* to be waifish super
model just to get in!