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  1. 17th October 2005, 22:15 #16
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    How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

    Sit him on a leaf and wait until autumn.

    (Obviously this only works if the tree is deciduous).
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rat?

    A dead rat with an 18 inch arsehole!
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    Two Elephants fall from the sky.....


    BOOM BOOM!
    Om nom nom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole
    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rat?

    A dead rat with an 18 inch arsehole!
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  5. 18th October 2005, 20:15 #20
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    Why do Elephants have Four Feet????

    Cause 6 inches isn’t enough!!
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    What do Elephants use for Vibrators???

    Epileptic Pigmies!!!
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    What do you do if an Elephant comes thru your window???

    Start swimming!!!!

    Edit.Sry allready posted.I had a quick look thru before I posted..
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    How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?




    you can't shut the fridge door.
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    Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?


    Because if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be Aspirins.


    Where are an elephant's sexual organs?


    On the soles of their feet - if they stand on you, you're fucked.
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    Why do elephants have big ears?

    Noddy won't pay the ransom.



    How can you tell if an elephant's got her period?

    Your mattress and tow-rope go missing.
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