How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Sit him on a leaf and wait until autumn.
(Obviously this only works if the tree is deciduous).
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Sit him on a leaf and wait until autumn.
(Obviously this only works if the tree is deciduous).
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rat?
A dead rat with an 18 inch arsehole!
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
Two Elephants fall from the sky.....
BOOM BOOM!
Om nom nom.
Why do Elephants have Four Feet????
Cause 6 inches isnt enough!!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
What do Elephants use for Vibrators???
Epileptic Pigmies!!!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
What do you do if an Elephant comes thru your window???
Start swimming!!!!
Edit.Sry allready posted.I had a quick look thru before I posted..
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
you can't shut the fridge door.
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Cat's could say... Psychokiller
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be Aspirins.
Where are an elephant's sexual organs?
On the soles of their feet - if they stand on you, you're fucked.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Why do elephants have big ears?
Noddy won't pay the ransom.
How can you tell if an elephant's got her period?
Your mattress and tow-rope go missing.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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