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  1. 24th October 2005, 20:16 #391
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    Unhappy Dover!

    Ease off mate, no makeup and helmet hair. Its hard for a girl to look gorgeous in those conditions!! Even supermodels like myself, have to step aside and give other girls a chance to shine now and then... its only fair!!


    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Meh, I've had better. Still, if she wants to keep my pillion pad warm sometime I'll let her try and get in to my pants. She'll have to pull out her best moves though.
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  2. 24th October 2005, 20:19 #392
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    Thank you Firefight, was lovely to meet you too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight
    and what a lovely young lady she is.

    very nice to meet you today Zandalee :spudwave: and welcome to the mad world of KB, hope you enjoyed the ride with Robomedic.

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    Sorry for taking the piss, my offer still stands though
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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  4. 24th October 2005, 20:23 #394
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    I guess I'll have to see you in the flesh to really know but the kind of beauty I'm talking about doesn't need any fuckin make up. It is a beauty so intense you can just feel it radiate, and when they smile. I'll stop there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Ease off mate, no makeup and helmet hair. Its hard for a girl to look gorgeous in those conditions!! Even supermodels like myself, have to step aside and give other girls a chance to shine now and then... its only fair!!
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  5. 24th October 2005, 20:27 #395
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    Red face

    F**k me!! Shakespeare hasn't got a patch on you mate! Bring it on, us girls love that shit!!
    Z

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I guess I'll have to see you in the flesh to really know but the kind of beauty I'm talking about doesn't need any fuckin make up. It is a beauty so intense you can just feel it radiate, and when they smile. I'll stop there.
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  6. 24th October 2005, 20:28 #396
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    YOU FARKIN ARSEHOLES WERE MEANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE , SM DIDNT TEXT ME , I ESPECIALLY CHARGED MY BATTERY , PUMPED UP MY TYRES AND PUT PETROL IN , AND CRAZY STEVE CAME OVER TOO, SO INSTEAD I GAVE CRAZY STEVE A RIDING LESSON DOWN 22
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  7. 24th October 2005, 20:30 #397
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    Well, you've got my fuckin number and I've got a tank full of gas. I'll see when I can fit you in if you ask nicely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    F**k me!! Shakespeare hasn't got a patch on you mate! Bring it on, us girls love that shit!!
    Z
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Thank you Firefight, was lovely to meet you too.
    Zana
    YOU WOULDA MET ME AND CRAZY STEVE TOO BUT SPEED MEDIC DIDNT TEXT ME , THINK HE WAS SCARED TO BE SHOWN UP BY WINJA
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    yeah your right, I woulda gone home alone, and you and crazy steve woulda showen her what a real ride on 22 is like.
    Hey What time did you guys do 22??? Was on there from 4 30 to about 6 oclock all up.
    Someone should have brought her on our ride yesterday around Coromandel...that would have fluffed her pillows :spudwave:
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    yeah your right, I woulda gone home alone, and you and crazy steve woulda showen her what a real ride on 22 is like.
    Hey What time did you guys do 22??? Was on there from 4 30 to about 6 oclock all up.
    WE WOULDA BEEN THERE BOUT 4ISH BUT THE DAY WAS A BLUR OF PIES , MOTORBIKES A STREET MAGIC AND TRYING TO TIP PEOPLE OFF THE LAWN TRACTOR TRAILER ,SO CANT BE TO SURE, FARKIN NICE CEPT FOR THE WASHOUTS AT THE END
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    You call those tits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Meh old news now. Missed the boat gaylander.
    She looks better on a proper bike anyway.
    Really? I hadn't noticed....

    Don't insult my bike mate cause I don't have to get nervous eveytime I see a light bar on the roof of a vehicle when I'm on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Damn not having an internet connection! Seems I've been beaten to it with the proof pictures lol.

    Anyway here is the one I took.


    very pretty young lady


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Really? I hadn't noticed....

    Don't insult my bike mate cause I don't have to get nervous eveytime I see a light bar on the roof of a vehicle when I'm on it.

    You'd have no reason to on that old piece of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    God only knows... I'm confused.

    Anyone else think this is too much like that second matrix film? Are any of us real?!!
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