Can I Jump on Behind?

**SARGE** · 26th October 2005, 14:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

If you knew anything about the mother I never had ..........

Thats funny...

everyone else had her...

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 14:20

Originally Posted by SARGE

Thats funny...

everyone else had her...

Just like your first wife then?

**Storm** · 26th October 2005, 14:25

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 14:29

Originally Posted by Storm

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one

Meh, he's too fat to catch me anyway!

**SARGE** · 26th October 2005, 14:31

Originally Posted by Storm

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH..

he knows i'd love him in a "prison" kinda way and toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 14:39

Originally Posted by SARGE

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH..

he knows i'd love him in a "prison" kinda way and toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..

Yeah right custard guts, dream on. You're probably too fuckin fat and unfit to even get it up!!! Even for my sexy body!!

Ain't dementia a bitch?

**M1CRO:Me** · 26th October 2005, 14:40

Originally Posted by SARGE

...toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..

So he's really a slinky then?

**The_Dover** · 26th October 2005, 14:43

Originally Posted by hayabusa01

So he's really a slinky then?

Oh, I'm pretty slinky. You should see me dance. It's hypnotising...

**Colapop** · 26th October 2005, 14:46

Originally Posted by Fish

jaaaysus mate, that's not the way to do it around here!

I think you mean his mother is/was a HAMSTER.

She wasn't a hamster when I had her...
The Dover ... he could be like .... Damien then?

No not the devil spawn, the kid with the snotty nose from down the road....

...Like that then?

**SARGE** · 26th October 2005, 16:37

Originally Posted by Fish

.....his mother is a HAMSTER.

and his father smelled of elderberries...

**Lou Girardin** · 27th October 2005, 07:22

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Oh, I'm pretty slinky. You should see me dance. It's hypnotising...

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

**Sniper** · 27th October 2005, 08:11

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

Bad talent?

**The_Dover** · 27th October 2005, 08:13

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

Yeah, but the bitches love both.

**texmo** · 27th October 2005, 08:59

LOL, dover dancing. picture this a guy has just drunk is weight in beer and can really stand so he has his arms out to keep blanace and his knees are bend and hes swaying all over the place about to fall over with a big grin on his face....