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  1. 15th October 2005, 22:13 #31
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    Not saying she does not have standards just if winja rejects others would jump for the chance
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    I'm sick and tired of shagging supermodels with great tits all the time...

    What would I give for a nice middle aged woman, couple of kids and a bit of sagging here and there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!
    I like big powerful bikes, and some wheelstanding would be pretty cool too!! I look hot in tight leathers!! I have had a little bit of a experience on the back of a friends bike, and would really like to get into the scene. Please only riders with minimum 5 years experience.
    Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
    I'm your ride girl
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  4. 15th October 2005, 22:24 #34
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    I would offer myself but you would only be making it "hard" for Mrs O/rider.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashika
    Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
    I'm your ride girl
    Pity your in Christchurch Rashika. The vibrations sound real good. Being behind a woman sounds pretty good too.
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    You ARE Ms Fish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Pity your in Christchurch Rashika. The vibrations sound real good. Being behind a woman sounds pretty good too.
    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous
    Ohhhhhhh screw the bike.... lets ROOT :spudwave:
    ditto...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    You ARE Ms Fish!
    Can Spankme check the ips? assuming they are static.
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    Yes, but bikes = cool and cars = suck. I think it's Newton's fourth law or something.
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    Queer Retarded Fags I think.

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    I notice the profile pic is taken down?

    Looooool at that. Luulh even. I doubt this is Fish, coz this one uses caps, I think.

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  10. 15th October 2005, 23:01 #40
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    this has to be the fastest growing thread ever!! lol
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    I wonder why ?
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    So this is what they were talking about....


    Got a grunty bike with lotsa vibes and can wheel stand if I really want it too. Admitedly not very high but the rides more fun with both wheels down anyway.

    But, the pillion seat is allready taken and I'm quite happy with it's current occupant. She even lives in your neighborhood, hmm.....

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    lol I think some of you need cold showers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magua
    Can Spankme check the ips? assuming they are static.
    They're not the same. Unless she is useing different computers, not sure if she couldn't have changed it though.

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    Welcome to KB.

    Quite why anyone would want to upset the perfectly good handling of a GSXR1000 by throwing a woman on the back is beyond me. Perhaps some of the amateurs on the site could do with the extra balast to aid "getting it up". Myself, I prefer riding solo with Riff Raff.

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