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  1. #76
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    Hello Zandlee,
    I take it that your probably a balding 65 plus 120kg lump of lard Male from Taupo or some pimply 12 y/o boy who's mummy doesn't know is using the internet. Either way, please stop teasing the more easily mislead venerable male members of kiwi biker and post your real photo.
    Thanks, signed Mooch the blonde 18 y/o female virgin bombshell searching for a real man.....not
    It's not a beer pot .... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Would offer but as I said, pillion seat is allready taken and she does tend to get jealous about these things.
    I know the feeling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Well I still think this is some kinda put-up job, but even so I've been outbid already...

    Daytona 600 trumps ZXR400
    I'll see your 600 and raise you a shiny TL with yoshis...

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    I also find it a little hard to believe but at the end of the day, the Busa does not care if its one up or two and unlike some people, I do have a spare seat at the moment
    It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off.
    As I ran out the door, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
    Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Boys, I do believe that Zandalee is asking a very serious question....
    Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!
    The thoughts of LooseBruce came to mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Daytona 600 trumps ZXR400
    The Daytona "trumps" the ZXR . . . lol . . .

    Should that not have been "Triumphs over"?
    I told him,
    "Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    I'll see your 600 and raise you a shiny TL with yoshis...
    Bugger!

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    Are we playing snap?

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    Put her on Deaths bike and 1 wheel, that should either make her a convert, or scared for life.
    Bruces bike would work tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    I'l see yor TLS and raise you with a TLR with shiney yoshi's and a BMC hi-flow air filter.
    I raise your tlr with a valid drivers license

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    I GOT A GIXXER 1000 AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT , BUT I CANT TAKE HER CAUSE MY MISSES WOULD SPIT TACKS. CMON GUYS SOMEONE PM HER AND TAKE HER OUT SHE COULD BE FOR REAL AND SHE MAYBE THE REAL DEAL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Hi all, I took the pic down, because noone taking me seriously or seemed to really appreciate it. I just wanted to give you biker guys a couple of nice surprises to see you through the weekend!!
    IM GOOD FRIENDS WITH LANCE LOWE AND JOHN FALWELL WHO RACE F1 AND BOTHHA VE GIXXER 1000 , IF YOU PM ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER IM POSITIVE 1 OF THEM WILL TAKE YOU OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    I GOT A GIXXER 1000 AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT , BUT I CANT TAKE HER CAUSE MY MISSES WOULD SPIT TACKS. CMON GUYS SOMEONE PM HER AND TAKE HER OUT SHE COULD BE FOR REAL AND SHE MAYBE THE REAL DEAL.
    nah, thanks....looks a bit top heavy for me

    b'sides, my missus would spit tacks too......not to mention increased fuel consumption.....and tyre wear........and compromises handling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    nah, thanks....looks a bit top heavy for me

    b'sides, my missus would spit tacks too......not to mention increased fuel consumption.....and tyre wear........and compromises handling
    WHATS EVERYONE ELSES EXCUSE , IF SHES FOR REAL AND I WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDA BEEN ON 3 RIDES ALREADY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WOULDA BEEN ON THE BIKE

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    WHATS EVERYONE ELSES EXCUSE , IF SHES FOR REAL AND I WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDA BEEN ON 3 RIDES ALREADY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WOULDA BEEN ON THE BIKE
    No excuse from me
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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