Originally Posted by hondaone
you dude.. reboot your spelkcexor..
Originally Posted by hondaone
you dude.. reboot your spelkcexor..
I think he's(SM) jealousOriginally Posted by Waylander
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"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Did I hear someone say my name and mention tits. I love tits.
A warm welkominominan to any females in possession of such wondorous appendages.
And a slightly less warm welcome to those guys without them.
Guys with them go see a doctor.
Females without them just rub your chest with toilet paper for a few months/years.
Doing so appears to work quite well. Have you seen the size of most 40+ year old ladies arses?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Only coz its not worth doing a runner on a Virago. The cops will run you down before you get to 120kays on one of them.Originally Posted by Waylander
PAINT WINJS ROFF YA BASTARDS
Or is it because I'm smart enough not to break the law in the first place?Originally Posted by SlideMoto
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Originally Posted by hondaone
Dear
[x ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Idiot savant
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Bank Sitter
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] LaM3r
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Utter Moron
[ ] Fundie
[ ] Vege-Nazi
[ ] Uptight ball-busting feminist
[ ] Poser
[ ] Hater
[ ] Whiner
[ x] Wanker
[ ] Other: Pointless Thread Starter
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You brought religion into a thread where it did not have relevance
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know what you’re talking about
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You junk mailed me
[ ] You just plain suck
[ x ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You complained about getting looted when it was your own damn fault
[ ] I thought, "What the hell???"
[ ] I felt like it
[ ] Would you like some cheese with your whine?
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL / Euro-net / MSN / NetZero account
[ ] Buy a sense of humor
[ ] Move to China / Cuba / Iraq and test out your freedom of speech there
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f'ing FAQ
[ ] Read the f'ing manual, then come to me for a written essay assignment
[ ] Attend Narc-Anon / AA meetings in your area
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[ ] Stop being a d!ck
[ ] Learn to play the f'ing game
[ ] Fall on your sword... NOW...
[ x] Forget it, there's no redeeming your silly ass
Here’s hoping you:
[ ] See the error of your ways and get a job
[ ] Lose a limb while masturbating
[ ] Get to work and find 60 minutes waiting for you
[ ] Choke on Tofu
[ ] Live a long, miserable, lonely life
[ ] Get audited by the IRS
[ ] Take some sensitivity training
[ ] Get you’re a$$ kicked
[ ] Swallow your tongue
[ ] Get caught on your mom’s computer after bedtime
[ ] Release some of that negative energy
[ ] Get it together, Pal
[x ] Die in an embarrassing way
[ ] Die alone
[ ] Die
See you:
[ ] in Court
[ ] in Hell
[ x] in NZ Truth magazine
I smell a weasel
Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! F**k your dad would really hate to see my tits WITHOUT a bra if he reckons they're like 'spaniel ears' in that pic. They sure are BIG and PENDULOUS!! Could knock a girls blouse out like you in a flash. I havent figured out yet whether you are an insanely jealous woman or a pimply teenage male who couldnt pull a pint?? Either way, your're very immature and silly. Why dont you enlighten us? I'm not scared of your dad or his harley... methinks your full of s**t!!
Originally Posted by hondaone
he gets out soon meen breastsOriginally Posted by Zandalee
I think there are more than just you laughing at him/her (Hondaone)Originally Posted by Zandalee
What's that quote from Forest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does"? That theory could possibly be applied here.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
I hope that's not a reference to me.Originally Posted by alarumba
I have a feeling that Handaone is really John. She ame around about the tie that John started acting like a dick and now is doing exacly the same thing. Could be wrong though.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
I have to say Zanda... you are a legend!! I am impressed that you have managed to get these guys chasing their own tails!! Well done!! Nice photo by the way... if you got it flaunt it i say!!! Welcome and have fun :spudwave:
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected by the way they ride their bike........I’m screwed"![]()
Thank you Speedygirl! What a nice welcome. I think your very pretty from your profile pic, as you can see I took mine off due to some negative comments. (only from 2 people actually)
Thanks again, have a great week at work.
Cheers,
Zana
Originally Posted by SpeedyGirl
If you looking for a ride just ask in one of the meetings and events threads there is usually someone willing to take some wheelie balast![]()
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Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
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