Can I Jump on Behind?

[SARGE]

my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

you dude.. reboot your spelkcexor..

[Storm]

I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.

I think he's(SM) jealous

[Biff]

Did I hear someone say my name and mention tits. I love tits.
A warm welkominominan to any females in possession of such wondorous appendages.

And a slightly less warm welcome to those guys without them.
Guys with them go see a doctor.
Females without them just rub your chest with toilet paper for a few months/years.

Doing so appears to work quite well. Have you seen the size of most 40+ year old ladies arses?

[SlideMoto]

I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.

Only coz its not worth doing a runner on a Virago. The cops will run you down before you get to 120kays on one of them.

[Waylander]

Only coz its not worth doing a runner on a Virago. The cops will run you down before you get to 120kays on one of them.

Or is it because I'm smart enough not to break the law in the first place?

[SARGE]

my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

Dear
[x ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Idiot savant
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Bank Sitter
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] LaM3r
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Utter Moron
[ ] Fundie
[ ] Vege-Nazi
[ ] Uptight ball-busting feminist
[ ] Poser
[ ] Hater
[ ] Whiner
[ x] Wanker
[ ] Other: Pointless Thread Starter


You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You brought religion into a thread where it did not have relevance
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know what you’re talking about
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You junk mailed me
[ ] You just plain suck
[ x ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You complained about getting looted when it was your own damn fault
[ ] I thought, "What the hell???"
[ ] I felt like it
[ ] Would you like some cheese with your whine?


To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL / Euro-net / MSN / NetZero account
[ ] Buy a sense of humor
[ ] Move to China / Cuba / Iraq and test out your freedom of speech there
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f'ing FAQ
[ ] Read the f'ing manual, then come to me for a written essay assignment
[ ] Attend Narc-Anon / AA meetings in your area
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[ ] Stop being a d!ck
[ ] Learn to play the f'ing game
[ ] Fall on your sword... NOW...
[ x] Forget it, there's no redeeming your silly ass

Here’s hoping you:

[ ] See the error of your ways and get a job
[ ] Lose a limb while masturbating
[ ] Get to work and find 60 minutes waiting for you
[ ] Choke on Tofu
[ ] Live a long, miserable, lonely life
[ ] Get audited by the IRS
[ ] Take some sensitivity training
[ ] Get you’re a$$ kicked
[ ] Swallow your tongue
[ ] Get caught on your mom’s computer after bedtime
[ ] Release some of that negative energy
[ ] Get it together, Pal
[x ] Die in an embarrassing way
[ ] Die alone
[ ] Die


See you:
[ ] in Court
[ ] in Hell
[ x] in NZ Truth magazine

[Coyote]

I smell a weasel

[Zandalee]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! F**k your dad would really hate to see my tits WITHOUT a bra if he reckons they're like 'spaniel ears' in that pic. They sure are BIG and PENDULOUS!! Could knock a girls blouse out like you in a flash. I havent figured out yet whether you are an insanely jealous woman or a pimply teenage male who couldnt pull a pint?? Either way, your're very immature and silly. Why dont you enlighten us? I'm not scared of your dad or his harley... methinks your full of s**t!!

my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

[SixPackBack]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! F**k your dad would really hate to see my tits WITHOUT a bra if he reckons they're like 'spaniel ears' in that pic. They sure are BIG and PENDULOUS!! Could knock a girls blouse out like you in a flash. I havent figured out yet whether you are an insanely jealous woman or a pimply teenage male who couldnt pull a pint?? Either way, your're very immature and silly. Why dont you enlighten us? I'm not scared of your dad or his harley... methinks your full of s**t!!

he gets out soon meen breasts

[Colapop]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! ....

I think there are more than just you laughing at him/her (Hondaone)
What's that quote from Forest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does"? That theory could possibly be applied here.

[Karma]

I smell a weasel

I hope that's not a reference to me.

[Waylander]

I have a feeling that Handaone is really John. She ame around about the tie that John started acting like a dick and now is doing exacly the same thing. Could be wrong though.

[SpeedyGirl]

I have to say Zanda... you are a legend!! I am impressed that you have managed to get these guys chasing their own tails!! Well done!! Nice photo by the way... if you got it flaunt it i say!!! Welcome and have fun :spudwave:

[Zandalee]

Thank you Speedygirl! What a nice welcome. I think your very pretty from your profile pic, as you can see I took mine off due to some negative comments. (only from 2 people actually)
Thanks again, have a great week at work.
Cheers,
Zana

I have to say Zanda... you are a legend!! I am impressed that you have managed to get these guys chasing their own tails!! Well done!! Nice photo by the way... if you got it flaunt it i say!!! Welcome and have fun :spudwave:

[aff-man]

If you looking for a ride just ask in one of the meetings and events threads there is usually someone willing to take some wheelie balast

Welcome