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  1. #376
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    ROFL! who needs tv when u've got this thread?????

    show us the infamous pictures already!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles
    ROFL! who needs tv when u've got this thread?????

    show us the infamous pictures already!!!!
    Nah that would kill it. I prefer it going nowhere in a hurry.

    I'm quite dissapointed in your Beemer, not your usual self...

    I'm (sadly) with WINJA on this one.
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    Thanks Speedmedic, for defending my honour!! That stuff from Beemer really made me laugh!! The pictures of me in my mind as an overweight 54 year old man with big titties!! How bloody funny!! And if he is reading this, I dont want to learn to ride.... I prefer to admire the scenery. Whats wrong with that? At least I'm honest. And anyway, I just cant do that bending round corners thing well. Have to close my eyes every time. If I were driving the bike myself, there would be big problems with that particular practice. Looking forward to our ride Monday Speedmedic.


    Nice Zanda!!! Like you said, at least you are honest! If I didn't like riding the bike so much I would be the same..... better to be on the back of a bike than no bike at all Have fun on every bike you can!
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    welcome to the nuthouse :spudwave: ,hoped you enjoyed ya ride today
    an nice to meet you.
    Hater of haters since 2012

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    Talking Hi Beemer

    Hi Beemer, sorry I didnt realise you were a girl. No seriously, I do have a sense of humour and really laughed at the thought of all these macho biker men offering an overweight, unemployed 54 yr old man with titties a ride on their bike!! F**k, thats BRILLIANT mate! (fortunately for them, I am a real person)
    I cant see myself learning to ride in the near future, I much prefer to be pillion, but I totally take my hat off to anyone who can ride well. Especially with a passenger on board and weighing the bike down.
    I'm not really a supermodel either, too short and couldnt be f**ked dieting myself to a size 6 anyway. But do have great tits which my naughty pic suggests at.
    And I think I have made it quite clear to all men who have pm'ed me, I'll put petrol in their bike, but thats all the sugar they'll be getting from me!!
    So hopefully that squares things up, it was an honest request.
    Cheers,
    Zana.


    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Now who's observant - sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to be female, not male.

    Obviously no one here has a sense of humour - and no, I didn't bother reading all 26 pages, but I did read enough to realise the typical response from the males was along the lines of it wasn't just their bike you would be welcome to jump on! (Hence the neanderthal comment, Speedmedic.)

    Sorry if I offended you and sorry if you really are a supermodel with knockers like Pamela Anderson - good for you if it's true. Also good on you if you do want to be a pillion passenger - I was one myself for many years and I still enjoy being on the back of someone else's bike on occasion. Perhaps I was judging you based on the other times I have been asked by someone if they could join our club as a pillion - not necessarily because they loved bikes but because they saw it as a way to pick up men - and I'm not saying that is always a bad thing! But in their case, they weren't interested in the guys themselves or their bikes, they just wanted a shag to put it bluntly.

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    Thanks Speedmedic!

    :spudwave: Hey Stifarms, it was great to meet you too and the other guy I met today from this site. I had a great ride with Speedmedic so BIG thanks to him for his time. That is one growly loud bike he has.
    Thanks Speedmedic, I had a great time, very impressed with your bike and your riding.
    Cheers,
    Zana






    Quote Originally Posted by stifarms
    welcome to the nuthouse :spudwave: ,hoped you enjoyed ya ride today
    an nice to meet you.

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    Awesome to hear from a woman with a sense of humour, who can also (by the sounds of things) kick arse if she has to. If this thread has done anything, apart from getting a couple of rides, is to create the living legend of Zandalee.
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    we will remember them

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    Photo's from today Speedmedic?

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    any remaining non-believers are silenced?


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    Cool

    Zandalee - Glad you enjoyed your bike ride. For the record in my previous posts I stood up for you trying to get the guys to believe that you were real.

    I hope now all the blokes on this site who gave you shite and not believing you were real, will now come back in here and apologise to you.

    So come on guys, start stepping up to the plate.
    Who will be first?

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    Meh, I've had better. Still, if she wants to keep my pillion pad warm sometime I'll let her try and get in to my pants. She'll have to pull out her best moves though.

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    *votes for The Dover as site Ego*

    i sat on the fence, but i now believe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Zandalee - Glad you enjoyed your bike ride. For the record in my previous posts I stood up for you trying to get the guys to believe that you were real.

    I hope now all the blokes on this site who gave you shite and not believing you were real, will now come back in here and apologise to you.

    So come on guys, start stepping up to the plate.
    Who will be first?

    Apologise for what? we have a person coming on the site flashing, and claiming any ride with her will be uncomfortable due to her heaving bossom poking us in the back.......a classic case of fact being stranger than fiction.

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    I dont have anything to apologise for Phew!
    Something about the two EARS and one mouth thing....
    It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off.
    As I ran out the door, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
    Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

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    yep she does exsit

    and what a lovely young lady she is.

    very nice to meet you today Zandalee :spudwave: and welcome to the mad world of KB, hope you enjoyed the ride with Robomedic.

    F/F
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    my own fault really.

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