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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Hypnotising? Like a Cobra before it's strikes? Or more like that aussie guy that seduces water buffalo (Crocodile Dudknees)
    More like a trouser snake before it strikes. I get them under my spell, then BANG. They're in my bed and begging for mercy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    They're in my bed and begging for mercy.

    Is that because you're such a lousy fuck?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha
    Is that because you're such a lousy fuck?
    Do you think I care? I'm in it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    More like a trouser snake before it strikes. I get them under my spell, then BANG. They're in my bed and begging for mercy.
    You get them under your spell then "Bang" ... DOC walks in traquilises them and rolls them back into the ocean.
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    You get them under your spell then "Bang" ... DOC walks in traquilises them and rolls them back into the ocean.
    I would like to state that in all honesty I have never rooted a whale in my life. I know a man who molested a dolphin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I would like to state that in all honesty I have never rooted a whale in my life. I know a man who molested a dolphin.
    The guys on Trademe?

    Not making any comment on your weight though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    The guys on Trademe?

    Not making any comment on your weight though.....
    Nah, Juzzer.

    My weight? I'm 6'3" and 96kg? WTF?

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    ----- Nah, I can't keep this up.

    Baiting Dover just gets sad after awile.
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    Sad little man on a Savage. Carry on...

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    Savage by bike and by nature? Hmmm ... possibly.
    Little - I wish! I have my own gravity - it's called a personality. And your excuse?

    Off to seminar now, be back after I 've had a sleep.
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    I don't need to make any excuses mate, I just get on with it.

    Life's too short and too shitty in places to worry about the rest of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Savage by bike and by nature?
    savage by nature? *you* may be, but that bike sure as hell isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    savage by nature? *you* may be, but that bike sure as hell isn't.
    No it's not *all that* but I can at least console myself with the fact that I am who I is and I make no excuses for having two wheels. I hide behind no-one (I can't anyway - I'm too fat) and I say what I see. An' *indeterminate (fish, juzzer, mr skids, ???) person* I aint mad at *ya*.

    *stars*

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    c'mon, you lot ---- play nice ---- this endless squabbling is becoming *enter derogitory descriptor-of-choice here*
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Annoying.......?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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