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    Happy engagement boss

    Well the PM has gotten engaged.

    Congratulations to them both.

    I would have placed money on it that they would have announced this maybe four months prior to the election. Deal sealed.

    Still it takes the heat off this money wasting Pike River Mine fiasco aye?

    Is it just me or is anyone else saying 'didn't John Key say it was too dangerous to enter'.........

    Anyway, may they live a full and sexually pleasing life together.

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    So the kid's a bastard?

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    This is the wrong place to talk about bastards, this site is full of them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    So the kid's a bastard?
    Now now, whatever my disagreements with the Kids Mother, there should be no animosity directed towards the child.
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    expect a pre election wedding, if labour get back in because of that we deserve the abysmal government

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    So the kid's a bastard?
    The term "bastard" was dropped in NZ in the late 60's. I know because my son was almost one...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    The term "bastard" was dropped in NZ in the late 60's. I know because my son was almost one...
    Nah, I know heaps of bastards, mostly good bastards, but still bastards. 🙃
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    expect a pre election wedding, if labour get back in because of that we deserve the abysmal government
    I don't think Nationals even running in the next election.
    It would be more a slow crawl......



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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    expect a pre election wedding, if labour get back in because of that we deserve the abysmal government
    We do deserve it.

    And another term of it because we vote based on the leader's smile and head titling ability, not what they we or have or could do.

    It appears to be the way we run elections now.

    Just watch - term three there will be a sex tape release, probably on a fishing boat. Like the Pamela Anderson/Tommy thing years back. Instant 500,000 votes

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    I a pretty sure Crusher will be silly enough to repost this.

    https://satirehub.com/jami-lee-ross-...paula-bennett/



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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    We do deserve it.

    And another term of it because we vote based on the leader's smile and head titling ability, not what they we or have or could do.

    It appears to be the way we run elections now.

    Just watch - term three there will be a sex tape release, probably on a fishing boat. Like the Pamela Anderson/Tommy thing years back. Instant 500,000 votes
    With that mental image, I need some mind bleach - PRONTO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    Mate - you are way behind ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Mate - you are way behind ..
    Yeah well the Herald now wants money for most of their on line fodder...
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