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    A new revolution in food ingestion technology

    This my friends is what is going to make me rich. Sometimes the most simple ideas are the best. The inspiration came to me just prior of covid, while in the family Bach. I can't quite recall the details of how I came up with it, perhaps my father had been working on the concept and had a small prototype run made.
    Either way it will be a family Legacy.

    Not a Fork
    Not A Spoon

    I'll call it. . I'll call it. . .THE FOON.
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    That is effing brilliant!
    i cannot get my head around the fact that no one has come up with this before! Oh, I can see why they have not successfully marketed a knife spoon hybrid, a spife if you will, imagine all the gaping mouth wounds!
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    Sporks have been around for a while...
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Going back to 1874 even...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

    I remember seeing them as a lad in the early 1980's

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    Why stop at just the fork and spoon, I give you...the 'splayd'.



    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Sporks have been around for a while...
    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Going back to 1874 even...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

    I remember seeing them as a lad in the early 1980's
    I think you guys dont know how to play this game…🤔🤔🤔😁
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    Quote Originally Posted by nerrrd View Post
    Why stop at just the fork and spoon, I give you...the 'splayd'.



    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd
    Would be better with bluetooth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Sporks have been around for a while...
    Spork?!

    Nah that's a stupid name!. If I launched with a name like that it would Fad Out in a few years and dissappear completely.

    No, I think Foon is the pathway to success. Marketing is so important.
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    Lols! Spork! Sounds like a night time emission!
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    Sporks are for dorks?

    Foons are foon-tastic fun!

    ...this stuff just writes itself.
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    Well clearly. I probably need a highly overpaid division of cultist followers. I mean executive collective team leaders.
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