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    Smile A Christmas Wish To You All

    At this time of
    the year it's
    difficult to know
    what to say
    without offending
    someone.So I've
    checked with my
    legal adviser and
    on his advice I
    wish to say the
    following to all
    friends and
    colleagues.
    Please accept
    with no
    obligation,
    implied or
    implicit,my best
    wishes for an
    environmentally
    conscious,socially
    responsible,low
    stress,
    non-addictive,
    gender neutral
    celebration of the
    Christmas
    holidays,practised
    with the most
    enjoyable
    traditions of
    religious
    persuasion or
    secular practices
    of your choice
    with respect for
    the religious/secular
    persuasions
    and/or traditions
    of others,or their
    choice not to
    practise religious
    or secular
    traditions at all.
    I also wish you a
    fiscally successful,
    personally
    fulfilling and
    medically
    uncomplicated
    recognition of the
    onset of the
    genarally
    accepted calendar
    year 2020,but
    not without due
    respect for the
    calendars of
    choice of other
    cultures whose
    contributions to
    society have
    helped make our
    country great
    ( not to imply that
    New Zealand is
    necessarily
    greater than any
    other country )
    and without
    regard to the
    race,creed,
    colour,age
    physical ability,
    religious faith or
    sexual preference
    of the wishee.

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    Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post
    Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.
    And take a few carriage returns out, for readability...

    Sent from my HD1905 using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post
    Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.
    the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him.

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    Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post

    Sorry I got the headline wrong. It was Originally Posted by Jellywrestler

    the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikkie View Post
    Sorry I got the headline wrong. It was Originally Posted by Jellywrestler

    the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him.
    Morning.
    Fully understand. No offence taken. Here on the longship, we've only recently changed our stone tablets over from portrait to landscape.
    Cheers,
    Viking

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    nice

    Nice one bro

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    Cool

    And many of the same wishes to you
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>

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