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    The world's shortest books

    "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson
    "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
    "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
    The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
    Human Rights Advances in China
    "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
    Al Gore: The Wild Years
    Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
    America's Most Popular Lawyers
    Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
    Detroit - A Travel Guide
    Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
    Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
    Easy UNIX
    Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
    Everything Men Know About Women
    Everything Women Know About Men
    French Hospitality
    George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
    "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
    Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
    Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
    Staple Your Way to Success
    The Amish Phone Directory
    The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

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    You forgot one - The LTSA Guide to Riding New Zealand's Fastest Roads
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Some good ones there.
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    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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    Juzzer's guide to Maintaining Sobriety
    Yoshi's guide to small caps
    Hitcher's classic fable "Punctuation - who give a shit!"
    WINJAs guide to roof painting
    Cibby's guide to being demur

    ...and the #1 KB short story of the year...

    BJ, Biff and Snipers guide to avoiding porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Badoom doom tish
    Also- From NZ
    Sensible Decisions from the Beehive
    Sentences That Fit The Crime
    also 'how to reduce tax' by our beloved Helen Clark
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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