Covid-19 (Coronavirus)

[Katman]

Silly buggers. The advice on TV last night was, in the event you came down with the virus, to self isolate, order your groceries online, and get someone to leave them on your door step.

If the virus actually arrives, I'll make a mutual arrangement with some of the neighbours. I see though that at his latest rally Trump said the virus was a Democrat hoax. So that's OK, no problem.

But make sure you keep those fingers crossed.

[Berries]

It was announced that panic buying in Pack and slave somewhere in Auckland....:

Due to the low pay rates in supermarkets they attract a lot of refugees and migrants looking for work. One of the checkout chicks today was on her first day back after a trip home to mother Iran and managed to pass the virus on to all the dickheads panic buying in an enclosed area.

Now that would be ironic.

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[TheDemonLord]

Went to do my Weekly shop today - hand sanitizer and bottled water were all gone.

[Katman]

Went to do my Weekly shop today - hand sanitizer and bottled water were all gone.

Went to my man today.

He's still got my brand of beer.

[oldrider]

[QUOTE=Berries;1131155071]Due to the low pay rates in supermarkets they attract a lot of refugees and migrants looking for work. One of the checkout chicks today was on her first day back after a trip home to mother Iran and managed to pass the virus on to all the dickheads panic buying in an enclosed area.

Now that would be ironic. Did you mean Iranic? -

[mashman]

It's ruining the news.

[Katman]

It's ruining the news.

I get some sense of black humour from watching the Dance of the Puppets.

[Trade_nancy]

Went to do my Weekly shop today - hand sanitizer and bottled water were all gone.

So you were trying to panic buy..as well?

[pritch]

But make sure you keep those fingers crossed.

Perhaps you should go back over some of your recent and not so recent posts. You contribute nothing much of value at all. Just brief but stupid comments. I suppose though we should be thankful for the brevity.

[MaxPenguin]

Checked the pantry today. 14 days of rice, baked beans, beer and wine in their no worries, and that's not accounting for whats in the freezer.

Not sure why bottled water has been sold out, does coronavirus stop water coming out of the tap?

[yoyo 2wheels]

went the PakNSave Moorhouse today for one thing and it was border line mass hysteria... empty shelves, long lines, waiting for car parks.
Iv recently lost my immune system due to a motorcycle crash sooo i guess i should at least prepare my self lol glad i ride for a job and dont have to deal with yucky humans and their germs

[mashman]

I get some sense of black humour from watching the Dance of the Puppets.

heh heh... won't somebody think of the sharemarket.

[Bonez]

Perhaps you should go back over some of your recent and not so recent posts. You contribute nothing much of value at all. Just brief but stupid comments. I suppose though we should be thankful for the brevity.

That goes double for you dude.

[mashman]

I just read that if they have to abandon the EPL season Liverpool might not be crowned champions, but those who are in the relegation zone will still be relegated. Somewhat ironically, if you gave the bottom team the points lead that Liverpool have, which is 22, they would still only place 5th... but no, don't crown the champions, just relegate those who are 1 or 2 points from getting out of the relegation zone ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa. Looks like the virus has a pretty potent mental effect too.

[ellipsis]

...I think I'm getting a cold, I'm staying at home for two weeks, my wife will have to fuck off for that period...can't think of a better birthday present...I may have a relapse and make it a month...